My week: puppy piddle, penis beakers and dino-porn

Photo: Look at what I have to deal with in the office today. LOOK.
The highlight of my week was introducing Take Your Puppy to Work Day at iVillage. It went down a treat. Wow grown women squeal a lot in the presence of something this cute.
As my gorgeous co-worker Kahla Facebooked: “Look at what I have to deal with in the office today. LOOK.”
Charlie behaved impeccably on the bus to and from work and only pooped and peed on the office carpet once.
 
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As for the rest of the week … I started out asking Ever Imagined Being Ravished By A Triceratops?
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>> Oh. My. God. Look at that face … I am powerless before it. Even though having a puppy is a lot like having a baby: they demand constant attention, keep you up at night and aren’t toilet trained. Read Baby Talk here. 
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>> In Brace Yourself I discussed the bad luck we have with our teeth in our family, which has now extended to the puppy. Eeeek. Yes, already.
 
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>> And on Thursday I revealed my Bus Trip From Hell.
 

Meanwhile, over at iVillage …

Photo: Ali thought her wedding tomorrow was a write-off when bushfires destroyed her gown, but then something beautiful happened >> http://bit.ly/19VE8Nt

>> Ali thought her wedding tomorrow was a write-off when bushfires destroyed her gown, but then something beautiful happened >>http://bit.ly/19VE8Nt

I copped it for this one. Someone said: “What about the poor family who lost their patriarch! That’s should mean more then a few dresses. . What do they get?”

>> It took 13 minutes for these twin babies to break their dad. Read his hilarious – and touching – confession here: http://bit.ly/18qOh2g

Photo: Facebook exploited my daughter - this is how I fought back >> http://bit.ly/19SVtGT

>> Facebook exploited my daughter – this is how I fought back >>http://bit.ly/19SVtGT

Photo: Joyful baby news for the couple whose nanny allegedly killed their kids: http://bit.ly/1hXCg5R

>> Joyful baby news for the couple whose nanny allegedly killed their kids: http://bit.ly/1hXCg5R

Photo: A bus driver has been suspended for what he did to this woman and her toddler. Fair call? >> http://bit.ly/18nruEq

>> A bus driver has been suspended for what he did to this woman and her toddler. Fair call? >> http://bit.ly/18nruEq

>> Mum of boys? Meet your new favourite song. Click here to have a listen >> http://bit.ly/15GnFct

Photo: Am I weird because I like my wife? >> http://bit.ly/19IQIh7

>> Are men still so fearful of showing vulnerability that we have act unsatisfied with our marriages in order to be manly? I’m guilty of it… Am I weird because I like my wife? >> http://bit.ly/19IQIh7

>> Just when we thought we’d heard it all: this restaurant charges customers $110 to eat dirt. http://bit.ly/19Gdw0J

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>> This is why you should never ask the internet for advice on your personal life. Click here to read how one women sparked a worldwide debate… about penis beakers … http://bit.ly/1bQR6gX

Photo: Why I'm risking my life to have my 20th child >> http://bit.ly/GYPVgS

>> Why I’m risking my life to have my 20th child >>http://bit.ly/GYPVgS

Photo: Which Downton Abbey star is coming to this year's Melbourne Cup? Hint: he's very dashing. Click here to find out who: http://bit.ly/GYMo2a

>> Which Downton Abbey star is coming to this year’s Melbourne Cup? Hint: he’s very dashing. Click here to find out who:http://bit.ly/GYMo2a

Photo: An exhausted new mum's sleep advice has gone viral. Click here to read the hilarious rant that every mother can relate to >> http://bit.ly/GTTzJN

>> An exhausted new mum’s sleep advice has gone viral. Click here to read the hilarious rant that every mother can relate to >>http://bit.ly/GTTzJN

Photo: Spas full of Moet, pet lions and private jets. Meet the rich kids of Instagram... and try not to hate them (too much): http://bit.ly/1gCTozS

>> Spas full of Moet, pet lions and private jets. Meet the rich kids of Instagram… and try not to hate them (too much):http://bit.ly/1gCTozS

I asked on Facebook …

Eeek! I made a batch of apricot chicken last night and left it on the kitchen bench (sob). Should I a) throw it in the bin; b) make my husband have it for lunch and see if it poisons him; or c) If it doesn’t poison him feed it to everyone for dinner?? – Alana xxx

Most of the nervous nellies chose a) but I chose c). Everyone survived.

Daily doses of cute …

Photo: Your daily dose of cute: Click here to meet the guinea pigs who've found an inventive way to disguise themselves... http://bit.ly/195E5LV

>> Click here to meet the guinea pigs who’ve found an inventive way to disguise themselves…http://bit.ly/195E5LV

Photo: Time your daily dose of cute. Guess which celebrity has welcomed this adorable creature into her home? Click here to find out: http://bit.ly/195E5LV

>> Guess which celebrity has welcomed this adorable creature into her home? Click here to find out:http://bit.ly/195E5LV

Photo: It's time we give our reptilian friends a little bit of love. Click here to see some seriously dapper snakes wearing tiny hats: http://bit.ly/GOttaw

I>> t’s time we give our reptilian friends a little bit of love. Click here to see some seriously dapper snakes wearing tiny hats:http://bit.ly/GOttaw

Photo: Time for your daily dose of cute! Today we bring you a pair of dogs that seem a little 'species confused'... Click here to see why: http://bit.ly/18ck9rc

>> These dogs seem a little ‘species confused’… Click here to see why:http://bit.ly/18ck9rc

Nom nom stuff …

Photo: 5 family friendly dinners I'm serving my kids this week - Jo xx<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
Click here for the recipes >> http://bit.ly/1fvwawI

>> 5 family friendly dinners Jo was serving to her kids this week.  Click here for the recipes >> http://bit.ly/1fvwawI
Photo: 10 one-pot pasta dinners. Love! Alana xxx</p><br /><br /><br /><br />
<p>Get the recipes here >> http://bit.ly/1gPvPEe

>> 10 one-pot pasta dinners. Love! Get the recipes here >> http://bit.ly/1gPvPEe

Photo: Take the stress out of your next dinner party with these 10 easy recipes: http://bit.ly/1epn1m5

>> Take the stress out of your next dinner party with these 10 easy recipes: http://bit.ly/1epn1m5

Photo: Thank you to iVillager Leanne Baxter for her suggestion I serve Aussie food to my friend visiting from overseas. I went all retro as you can see, with lamingtons, Jatz and sausage rolls too! What's your favourite Aussie party snack?  - Alana xxx
>> On the other hand … I Facebooked this shot and said thank you to iVillager Leanne Baxter for her suggestion I serve Aussie food to my friend visiting from overseas. I went all retro as you can see, with lamingtons, Jatz and sausage rolls too! And a nice person called Stefanie said: “Omg….that photo shows how immigrants have been good for Australia….yuck!”
 
How was your week? 
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