My week: puppy piddle, penis beakers and dino-porn

Photo: Look at what I have to deal with in the office today. LOOK.

The highlight of my week was introducing Take Your Puppy to Work Day at iVillage. It went down a treat. Wow grown women squeal a lot in the presence of something this cute.

As my gorgeous co-worker Kahla Facebooked: “Look at what I have to deal with in the office today. LOOK.”

Charlie behaved impeccably on the bus to and from work and only pooped and peed on the office carpet once.

As for the rest of the week … I started out asking Ever Imagined Being Ravished By A Triceratops?

>> Oh. My. God. Look at that face … I am powerless before it. Even though having a puppy is a lot like having a baby: they demand constant attention, keep you up at night and aren’t toilet trained. Read Baby Talk here.

>> In Brace Yourself I discussed the bad luck we have with our teeth in our family, which has now extended to the puppy. Eeeek. Yes, already.

>> And on Thursday I revealed my Bus Trip From Hell.

Meanwhile, over at iVillage …

Photo: Ali thought her wedding tomorrow was a write-off when bushfires destroyed her gown, but then something beautiful happened >> http://bit.ly/19VE8Nt

>> Ali thought her wedding tomorrow was a write-off when bushfires destroyed her gown, but then something beautiful happened >>http://bit.ly/19VE8Nt

I copped it for this one. Someone said: “What about the poor family who lost their patriarch! That’s should mean more then a few dresses. . What do they get?”

>> It took 13 minutes for these twin babies to break their dad. Read his hilarious – and touching – confession here: http://bit.ly/18qOh2g

>> Facebook exploited my daughter – this is how I fought back >>http://bit.ly/19SVtGT

>> Joyful baby news for the couple whose nanny allegedly killed their kids: http://bit.ly/1hXCg5R

>> A bus driver has been suspended for what he did to this woman and her toddler. Fair call? >> http://bit.ly/18nruEq

>> Mum of boys? Meet your new favourite song. Click here to have a listen >> http://bit.ly/15GnFct

Photo: Am I weird because I like my wife? >> http://bit.ly/19IQIh7

>> Are men still so fearful of showing vulnerability that we have act unsatisfied with our marriages in order to be manly? I’m guilty of it… Am I weird because I like my wife? >> http://bit.ly/19IQIh7

>> Just when we thought we’d heard it all: this restaurant charges customers $110 to eat dirt. http://bit.ly/19Gdw0J

>> This is why you should never ask the internet for advice on your personal life. Click here to read how one women sparked a worldwide debate… about penis beakers … http://bit.ly/1bQR6gX

>> Why I’m risking my life to have my 20th child >>http://bit.ly/GYPVgS

>> Which Downton Abbey star is coming to this year’s Melbourne Cup? Hint: he’s very dashing. Click here to find out who:http://bit.ly/GYMo2a

>> An exhausted new mum’s sleep advice has gone viral. Click here to read the hilarious rant that every mother can relate to >>http://bit.ly/GTTzJN

>> Spas full of Moet, pet lions and private jets. Meet the rich kids of Instagram… and try not to hate them (too much):http://bit.ly/1gCTozS

I asked on Facebook …

Eeek! I made a batch of apricot chicken last night and left it on the kitchen bench (sob). Should I a) throw it in the bin; b) make my husband have it for lunch and see if it poisons him; or c) If it doesn’t poison him feed it to everyone for dinner?? – Alana xxx

Most of the nervous nellies chose a) but I chose c). Everyone survived.

Daily doses of cute …

>> Click here to meet the guinea pigs who’ve found an inventive way to disguise themselves…http://bit.ly/195E5LV

Photo: Time your daily dose of cute. Guess which celebrity has welcomed this adorable creature into her home? Click here to find out: http://bit.ly/195E5LV

>> Guess which celebrity has welcomed this adorable creature into her home? Click here to find out:http://bit.ly/195E5LV

Photo: It's time we give our reptilian friends a little bit of love. Click here to see some seriously dapper snakes wearing tiny hats: http://bit.ly/GOttaw

I>> t’s time we give our reptilian friends a little bit of love. Click here to see some seriously dapper snakes wearing tiny hats:http://bit.ly/GOttaw

Photo: Time for your daily dose of cute! Today we bring you a pair of dogs that seem a little 'species confused'... Click here to see why: http://bit.ly/18ck9rc

>> These dogs seem a little ‘species confused’… Click here to see why:http://bit.ly/18ck9rc

Nom nom stuff …

>> 5 family friendly dinners Jo was serving to her kids this week. Click here for the recipes >> http://bit.ly/1fvwawI

Photo: 10 one-pot pasta dinners. Love! Alana xxx</p><br /><br /><br /><br />
<p>Get the recipes here >> http://bit.ly/1gPvPEe

>> 10 one-pot pasta dinners. Love! Get the recipes here >> http://bit.ly/1gPvPEe

>> Take the stress out of your next dinner party with these 10 easy recipes: http://bit.ly/1epn1m5

Photo: Thank you to iVillager Leanne Baxter for her suggestion I serve Aussie food to my friend visiting from overseas. I went all retro as you can see, with lamingtons, Jatz and sausage rolls too! What's your favourite Aussie party snack? - Alana xxx

>> On the other hand … I Facebooked this shot and said thank you to iVillager Leanne Baxter for her suggestion I serve Aussie food to my friend visiting from overseas. I went all retro as you can see, with lamingtons, Jatz and sausage rolls too! And a nice person called Stefanie said: “Omg….that photo shows how immigrants have been good for Australia….yuck!”

How was your week?