It’s the fourth anniversary of my first proper date with DD this week. I say “proper” because I don’t count meeting for an hour in a suburban pub to check if there’s any chemistry between you a “real” date. The anniversary of THAT was October 12. This is what DD recalls about our mutual scouting […]

I’m feeling soooooooo sentimental this week, which makes a nice change from feeling sooooooo cranky last week. I presume it’s part of the mercurial ageing process that author Martin Amis talked about. Remember me quoting him a few weeks ago, musing on his 50s: “Suddenly you’ve got this huge new territory inside you, which is […]

I really needed some peace in my weekend. And I was determined to get it. Things didn’t get off to a great start. Parramatta police called at 11.30pm on Friday night to ask about the eldest’s 15-year-old friend, who is still missing. Sadly, we have no idea where he is. Fortunately, the 13 year old […]

I saw Bohemian Rhapsody last night, the Queen biopic. It’s had mixed reviews but I really enjoyed it. Watching the actors recreate “We are the Champions” at Live Aid was incredibly moving. And the actor who plays Freddie Mercury – Rami Malek – is pretty amazing in the role. (Rami has revealed he grew to […]

I’m not sad to see this week over. It’s been a bit of a shocker. Two of the eldest’s friends – together with a younger sister – ran away from home. Many stressful phone calls from the police and parents have filled the last four days. It has been the opposite of fun. Two of […]

I promised to be funny today, but nothing remotely funny has happened in past 24 hours. Things have been very serious and business like. So I’m going to plunder my back catalogue and reblog one of my most popular posts from the past seven years. It comes a looooooong way behind my all-time No.1 blog post […]

I am sooooooooo cranky. It’s probably hormones. My boobs are hurting like Hades this week. I’ve acquired a substantial set of norks in my old age. They appeared out of nowhere – I was so flat chested in my youth that I was still going bra-less at 35. But these days my cup runneth over […]

My ex and I went to an appointment yesterday for one of the kids. It was a looong drive in bad traffic. We passed the time by catching up on the latest news about family and friends, renovation plans for his apartment, that sort of thing. We arrived a little early, so he grabbed a […]

‘The Joy of Sex’ is proving very useful in my bedroom at the moment. Aaaaaand … now that I have your attention … I’m going to disappoint you. The reason ‘The Joy Of Sex’ is proving useful is because my “Lifestyle changes for reflux” info sheet suggested elevating the head of my bed. You can […]

Whoa it’s been a quiet week for celebrity news … if it wasn’t for Prince Harry and Meghan being adorable all over the place, the gossip mags would be totally screwed. Since the star factor has been so low, I’m going to kick off the column by telling you about a party I went to […]