Did John dump Katy Perry via email? Yep, that’s what US Weekly and Hollywood Life are reporting. And who’d put it past the guy who called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm? According to The Superficial: “For reasons I’ll never fully understand, women get all emotional whenever you tell them you really aren’t as into them as […]
I was eating fruit and yogurt in a cafe at Waverton yesterday. I never go to Waverton. Ever. (Actually, I never eat fruit and yogurt either. But I’ve been these having bizarre cravings for weeks. No, I’m not pregnant. At least I hope I’m not … No, I’m definitely not. Crosses fingers tightly.) An acquaintance […]
LiLo dodges one scandal, scores another Lindsay Lohan has escaped prosecution after being implicated in the theft of $100,000 worth of watches and trinkets from the home of a millionaire friend. E! News reports: “The Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office just told E! News that no charges will be filed … “We do not have sufficient evidence to prove […]
I may have become a little irrationally cross yesterday about running late for an appointment with the reading recovery teacher at the Sprogs’ school. I may have yelled with frustration when Sprog 2 couldn’t do up her seatbelt, forcing me to pull the car over after reversing out of the driveway like a madwoman (yes, […]
Ginger Spice falls for Rusty Rockets The Sun is reporting that Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell are dating after hooking up at the Olympics closing ceremony rehearsals: “Smitten Russell and Geri are sharing a “very serious” romance, close pals have revealed.” The couple were spotted having a private tour of Hampton Court Palace over the weekend with […]
These are four words that strike dread in my heart. They usually mean I’ve written a blog that might upset my nearest and dearest. Yesterday, I got the “you are so brave” line in the school playground while chatting to some mums. It was because of my blog called Love On The Rocks, that discussed […]
Rosie O’Donnell weds Wow, Rosie O’Donnell just keeps those poetic surprises coming. Last week it was a heart attack, this week she announced on her blog that she got secretly married to fianceé Michelle Rounds. The couple, who announced their engagement in December last year, exchanged vows on June 9 in a private ceremony in New York, O’Donnell’s […]
I just saw Hope Springs. It’s about a couple in their 50s who’ve forgotten how to touch, love or connect with each other. It made me laugh and cry. Steve Carrell asking Tommy Lee Jones about his sex life was pretty entertaining. Meryl Streep’s abject unhappiness in her marriage was pretty devastating. The movie has […]
The Mag I Bought This Week Award winner is … I must be getting old. When I saw the latest weekly magazines at my local newsagent, the one I really wanted was Hello! magazine, with John Cleese’s 4th wedding on the cover. John Cleese! I’m blaming it on lingering sentimentality after weeping my way through Hope Springs last night […]
Sprog 1 has informed me that she wants a “roadkill toy with all its guts hanging out” for Christmas. She’s obviously recovered from her psychic distress over the book about the guy who wants a tan so badly he cooks himself in the sun. I couldn’t believe someone would design a soft toy that looked […]
