Did John dump Katy Perry via email?
Yep, that’s what US Weekly and Hollywood Life are reporting. And who’d put it past the guy who called Jessica Simpson sexual napalm?
According to The Superficial: “For reasons I’ll never fully understand, women get all emotional whenever you tell them you really aren’t as into them as you pretended to be to talk them into sex which makes it awkward to at least have the courtesy to break up with them in person. Then again, it’s not like there’s a law saying you have to. Back me up, John Mayer. Via Hollywood Life:
So what happened? According to an Us Weekly source, John Mayer quickly grew “tired of Perry’s hard partying and decided to pull the plug.”
Adding more insult to injury, a friend tells the magazine that “he dumped her over email. She was furious and really hurt. She was into him, but he wasn’t feeling it.”
Through channels we legally can’t talk about, The Superficial has obtained an exclusive copy of the email John Mayer sent to Katy Perry letting her know it’s not cute to yak all over his couch during sex even if she giggles and says “Whoops!” afterward:
– J.M.’s P.
Okay, that might have been the wrong email.”
Lindsay’s latest excuse
Lindsay Lohan was black-banned by the Chateau Marmont earlier this month for not paying a $47,000 bill and, as usual, she’s come up with a flimsy excuse.
According to TMZ: “Lindsay now says she thought her Liz and Dick producers would pay the bill, but sources very familiar with the situation tell TMZ … the production NEVER promised to foot the bill. Sources connected to Lindsay tell us … producers did give Lindsay a one-time only, $5,000 advance against her salary in late May so she could move into the hotel, but that was it. There was never even an insinuation the production company would pay her hotel bill.”
Meanwhile, she’s been accused of trashing a Elizabeth Taylor‘s priceless 1963 Cleopatra trailer during filming.
TMZ reports: “The owner of the trailer — a woman named Angel Alger — purchased the lavish trailer for $50,000 in June and agreed to loan it to Lifetime producers during the filming of Lindsay’s Elizabeth Taylor biopic “Liz & Dick” this summer.
‘The trailer was filled with priceless memorabilia from when Liz Taylor used the trailer herself — while filming “Cleopatra” in 1963 — but when it was returned to Alger after filming, she claims the thing was TRASHED.
‘According to Alger, the trailer was covered in cigarette burns, dishes and glasses were broken, and several priceless antiques were missing — including an old European rocking chair and a French telephone.
“Alger told CNN she estimates the damage to be around $100,000 — and when asked who she thought was responsible … Alger said Lindsay Lohan.”
Lindsay’s rep Steve Honig (who must be regretting his choice of client) says: “Lindsay had nothing to do with it. It’s an absurd story.”
LeAnn admitted to treatment facility
She just celebrated turning 30 by throwing a macabre “Die, 20s, Die” party – saying “goodbye to 29 years of feeling caged” and embracing “her new decade of freedom”, but instead LeAnn Rimes is dealing with “anxiety” issues at a treatment facility.
“LeAnn has voluntarily entered a 30 day in-patient treatment facility to cope with anxiety and stress,” her rep Marcel Pariseau told People magazine. “While there will be speculation regarding her treatment, she is simply there to learn and develop coping mechanisms. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.”
“This is just a time for me to emotionally check out for a second and take care of myself and come back in 30 days as the best 30-year-old woman I can be,” LeAnn told People.
“All the things in my life will be there when I get out, but you know what? I’m hoping they’re not going to affect me as much,” she adds. “I’ll have the tools to know how to deal with them.”
According to US Weekly: “She has a lot of mental anguish over how she is perceived. [She has] this constant feeling of being punished for something*. She feels like society has never forgiven her. She has this overwhelming need to be loved and respected.”
Says DListed: “Spending most of your day tweet brawling with your Twitter haters while wearing a two piece and taking sips of your only meal of the day, a Corona Light, is really tiring work, and so it’s no surprise that LeAnn Rimeschecked herself into inpatient rehab yesterday for “anxiety and stress.” Don’t worry about going through withdrawals from not seeing pictures of a piñata stick in a ‘kini, because I’m sure LeAnn will update us daily on her progress by Instagramming pictures of her wearing her de-stressing two-piece in group therapy.”
*In case you missed the scandal, LeAnn was caught cheating on then-husband Dean Sheremet with her Northern Lights costar Eddie Cibrian, also married (to Brandi Glanville) at the time.
Adele’s secret wedding
According to The Daily Mail, the rumours that singer Adele Adkins and fiancé Simon Konecki married in secret are true: “A guest at the wedding confirmed it was a ‘fabulous occasion’ and that the bride was dressed in ‘classic attire’.”
The source told Mail Online: ‘They did get married, and I was present. It was a fabulous occasion.
‘Adele was dressed in a classic attire and Simon looked very smart and joyous.’
World’s smallest man and woman finally meet
OK, sorry. First BigFoot, now this. But I can’t resist, it’s such an awesome pic, and the first time the pair have been photographed together. People magazine says: “It’s official: Chandra Bahadur Dangi and Jyoti Amge are the world’s shortest man and woman. The two individuals – 21½ inches and 2’7”, respectively – have been inducted into the 2013 edition of Guinness World Records.
Hot pics & clicks
* Check out Shirley Maclaine on the set of Downton Abbey.
* OK, when I first saw this I thought it said “Double amputee Chippendales dancer to compete on Amazing Race”.
* Nooooo, it’s true, Alexander Skarsgard does look “thin, scruffy” on the set of his new film.
* That icky photographer Terry Richardson has been at it again, this time he has Lady Gaga posing doggie-style.
* Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell have been photographed together outside her London home.
* Has Winona Ryder still got the IT factor?
* The Huffington Post reckons Chris O’Dowd “could sneak into the Best Supporting Actor race” at the Oscars with his The Sapphires performance.