HouseGoesHollywood: Matt’s silver g-string, Jessica’s baby has a “wiener”, Kim’s miscarriage scare

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Firecracker boobs, spray-tanned butts, wiener revelations … welcome to a naughty gossip wrap-up …

Mike & Matt’s flashy affair

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Oh my giddy aunt, check out the latest cover of Entertainment Weekly magazine! Yep, that’s Michael Douglas and Matt Damon in costume for Behind the Candelabra, the new TV movie (airing in the United States on May 26) about the romance between Liberace (Douglas) and his young lover, Scott Thorson (Damon).

Inside, Matt admits he spent much of the movie wearing a metallic thong — and nothing else. “Every Sunday night, this girl would come to my house and I would stand in my garage and I would hike my boxer briefs up into the crack of my a– and she would give me a spray tan,” he reveals.

And it freaked him out that his wife witnessed it.  “We’ve been through three childbirths, we’ve been in the trenches, there are no secrets. But I really wish she didn’t see that. That’s too much.”

The movie contains loads of sex scenes. “The scene where I’m behind him and going at him, we did that in one take,” boasts Matt.

Impressive.

Miley: I haven’t broken off my engagement

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Miley Cyrus has denied her relationship with Aussie fiance Liam Hemsworth is in trouble. She tweeted: “I am so sick of La. And sick of the lies that come with it. I didn’t call off my wedding. Taking a break from social media. #draining.”

She took back her vow less than 24 hours later that, tweeting: “not discussing anything but my music from now on”.

Strangely, she was spotted out WITHOUT her engagement ring yesterday.

Demi wants to make Ashton PAY

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Demi Moore has finally responded to Ashton Kutcher filing for divorce three months ago. And she wants spousal support!

In papers filed on Thursday in Los Angeles Superior Court, she seeks to have her ex pay both spousal support and attorney fees.

Although they have no children together, Ashton reportedly earned $24 million from starring in Two and a Half Men last year

Still, Demi’s been no slouch in the career stakes over the years. I wouldn’t have thought she was short of a dollar.

Stay tuned.

Jessica’s bub has a “wiener”

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Jessica Simpson let it slip on Jimmy Kimmel Live that she is having a boy, then spent the rest of her appearance in shock that she’d let the cat out of the bag.

“I just feel awful, I’ve been vomiting,” she revealed. “The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.”

Then she gasped and added: “Well, I guess I just told the world that I’m having a boy!”

Later, she explained: “I can’t believe I did that; that was not planned … I just did it so crude, too. That was awful. I’m talking about wieners.”

Watch her ooops moment here:

LaToya gets real

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LaToya Jackson, 56 (eeek) has scored her own reality show,  Life With LaToya. The show, which follows LaToya as she tackles love and career while dealing with her famous family, will premiere in the United States on the Oprah Winfrey Network on April 13.

According to a recent promo: ‘The reality series gets up close and personal as LaToya hunts for a new house, builds new business ventures, contemplates starting a family and perhaps the biggest of all – jumps into the dating pool for the first time, ever.”

Huh? Jumps into the dating pool for the first time ever? At 56?

“On board for her new adventures are LaToya’s devoted business partner Jeffré, her legendary mom and dad, a pair of meddlesome matchmakers, a magician, a lovelorn lifeguard and LaToya’s lifelong best gal-pal Kathy Hilton (yes, Paris’ mom),” reports OWN.

Watch the preview below:

Now here’s a tasteful movie poster

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Sofia Vergara stars in Robert Rodriguez’ upcoming film Machete Kills and makes a big impact in the first promo for it.

The Huffington Post comments that she “looks to be quite sexy, if women with firecrackers for breasts are your type of thing.”

Can’t say they do much for me.

Did Kim have a miscarriage scare?

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There’s been no official confirmation, but various media outlets are reporting Kim Kardashian had a miscarriage scare after attending Paris Fashion Week with Kanye.

“Kim started feeling ill on the plane from Paris, and called friends as soon as she landed,” a source told New York Post’s Page Six. “She was rushed to her doctor Tuesday night in tears. She thought she was having a miscarriage.”

Fortunately, the doctor who checked Kim said the baby was fine. But he told Kim she needed to give up her hectic lifestyle.

“Kim’s not respecting her pregnancy,” the source told the Post. “She’s running around, working out seven days a week. She’s working with two different trainers to control her weight.”

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