It was a week of revelations for the celebs (aka business as usual) … sex, diet, nose jobs … you name it. Here’s what went down …
>> Susan Sarandon‘s daughter, actress Eva Amurri, announced via WhoSay that she’s having a baby girl.
She posted a picture of a pair of her own red heels next to a pair of tiny shoes, captioned: “Who run the world? GIRLS! #BabyGirlMartino”
Susan, meanwhile, has no intention of being called Grandma. She’s planning on “Honey” instead.
“I borrowed this name from a very dear friend of mine who’s from the South, and his grandma was ‘Honey,’” Sarandon, 67, told PEOPLE at the Endometriosis Foundation of America‘s 6th Annual Blossom Ball in New York City Friday.
“That’s what I’m experimenting with, and Eva likes it, so we’ll see.”
In revenge, Miley tweeted a nasty remark about Katy’s ex-boyfriend John Mayer: “Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT’s been (sic).”
Minutes later, Miley added: “Dontchyouuuu act like you didn’t lurvvvvv it @katyperry.”
Katy quipped back: “Oooo gurrrl I’m gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb!”
>> Here’s a first look at Vivienne Pitt in her debut acting role – playing the young Princess Aurora opposite her mother Angelina Jolie in Maleficent. Nawwww!
>> Lady Gaga made me feel better about the bags under my eyes with this early morning selfie.
>> It was revealed Isaiah Washington will return to Grey’s Anatomy for one episode. Washington played Dr Preston Burke for three seasons, but was fired after his comments about former Grey’s costar T.R. Knight‘s sexuality.
Burke was written out of the show, leaving his fiancée, Cristina Yang (Sandra Oh) at the altar. But this season Sandra leaves the show, so the producers felt they wanted to exorcise her demons.
“It’s important to me that Cristina’s journey unfolds exactly as it should,” Grey’s creator Shonda Rhimes said in a statement. “Burke is vital to that journey – he gives her story that full-circle moment we need to properly say goodbye to our beloved Cristina Yang.”
>> Victoria Beckham tweeted a pic of herself at her new treadmill desk … in 5-inch heels, writing: “Thank u @SusieCollege. Every office should have one of these, work out and work at the same time!! Genius!! X vb,”
>> Jennifer Lawrence‘s best friend Laura Simpson wrote a My Space blog about being her date to the Oscars. It includes gems such as what happens in the green room backstage: “Some guy picks up my purse that had fallen off my seat and I say “Thank you… Channing Tatum” and my dress gets caught on Jennifer Garner and we awkwardly laugh and someone tries to separate us. The lovely pregnant Kerry Washington asks me if she could have the Slim Jim in my purse. Glenn Close shows us her Oscar secret, which is a handmade corset and a dress long enough to hide her comfortable shoes. Miss J is sashaying around the room being crazy fabulous and I am one of maybe two non-famous people there. I kind of just sit there and smile creepily when someone catches me staring—shout out to Penelope Cruz.”
And meeting Brad Pitt: “Brad Pitt smells amazing, like nothing I’ve ever smelled. Eventually we ask what cologne he’s wearing and he tells us, “I don’t wear cologne, it’s just my musk I guess.”
And later at the after parties: “We can’t enjoy ourselves because everyone, whether they know my date or not, has some weird story they just NEED to tell her as they stand in front of me pushing me out of the circle. I get tired of this and decide to follow Bill Murray around the party. At one point he looks in my direction and winks at me while dancing to “If You Want My Body and You Think I’m Sexy” by Rod Stewart—a moment, I now realize, my whole life had been leading up to.”
>> Madonna pretended to be cleaning the bathroom in a new Instagram picture. In fishnets, as you do.
And then she licked the shower door clean.
>> Olivia Wilde shared this bump pic on Instagram, captioned: “Sure I’ve looked like this after Mexican food but this time it’s a BABY. #almostcooked” and #nineweekstogo”
>> How sweet is this selfie Sarah Michelle Gellar posted of herself on Twitter with hubby Freddie Prinze Jr?
>> Former Olympic swimmer Stephanie Rice revealed the results of a second rhinoplasty operation on Instagram during a night out in Sydney with friend Charlotte Kleut.
>> Take a stickybeak inside Sarah Jessica Parker‘s New York brownstone in this Vogue video where she’s asked 73 questions in rapid succession. There’s even a ping pong table in the living room!
>> Russell Brand cancelled two dates of his Messiah Complex tour following news of his mother Barbara’s breast cancer diagnosis.
“Sorry to eff you around with gigs,” he tweeted. “My mum ain’t well. Tix will be honoured or refunded.”
He also discussed in a video blog onWednesday that she’s attending support groups.
>> Magda Szubanski revealed she’s an “emotional eater” on the Today show after resigning with Jenny Craig.
“Definitely I’m an emotional eater and there’s no doubt that coming out a couple of years ago was really stressful,” Magda said. “Great, but also really stressful. And I’m a stress eater and a stress head.”
“I feel that I need to get back to at least close to where I was before, because I was really fit. It’s a battle that I think a lot of people face, that you lose the weight and then slowly it creeps back up and then you feel less inclined to exercise.
“For me, I’m never going to be skinny, but [I want to] get back to a level where I can be quite fit, and do the things that I want to do and feel healthier.”
>> The original Incredible Hulk, Lou Ferrigno, posted a photo to his Facebook page from Wizard World Comic Con in California, of himself battling it out with Chris Hemsworth (aka Thor), as former president and chairman of Marvel Comics Stan Lee jokingly tries to break them up.
Lou wrote: “Chris Hemsworth, Stan Lee and I at Wizard Con in Sacramento this weekend. Old school meets new school. Stan is trying his best!”
>> Kevin Bacon made me love him even more by filming a parody video aimed at millenials.
“Stop pretending you remember cassette tapes and Ronald Reagan. The 1980s were a magical time and you’re too busy swiping for a hookup on Tinder to appreciate the greatest decade in recorded history. Before you try to make some silly argument that the ’90s were all that and a bag of chips, first recall the days of VCRs, the Motley Crue and parachute pants.”
>> Jennifer Hawkins made some four-legged friends at the Myer Autumn/ Winter Racing Launch.
>> I’ve been trying to avoid Justin Bieber lately but I couldn’t help sharing this GIF. On Monday he shared a video on Instagram of himself and off-on girlfriend Selena Gomez dirty dancing in front of a mirror to John Legend’s “Ordinary People.”
By Tuesday morning, the video had been removed. The GIFs, however, live on!
>> Prince Edward turned 50 and to mark the occasion, Buckingham Palace issued a new portrait of him with his family – wife, Sophie, the Countess of Wessex and their two children The Lady Louise Mountbatten-Windsor and James, Viscount Severn
I’m a little embarrassed, as a former editor of Woman’s Day, to admit I didn’t realise there even was a James, Viscount Severn. What rock have I been living under?
And finally, from the totally unsubstantiated files …
>> In Touch Weekly has released a list, allegedly handwritten by Lindsay Lohan, of all the famous people she’s shagged. Apparently she was partying with her friends at the Beverly Hills Hotel and left the salacious list lying around when she left.
BuzzFeed speculates that if some of the names are blurred out for legal reasons, it’s because the men in question are married.