I should feel a bit dirty …

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And not because it’s Clitoris Awareness Week. Truly, it is. Clitoraid, a Las Vegas-based group devoted to helping victims of female genital mutilation around the world, has organised it to celebrate the female body part.

Actually, especially not because it’s Clitoris Awareness Week. The whole point of Clitoris Awareness Week is to make women NOT feel dirty about their nether regions.

Clitoraid spokeswoman Nadine Gary has been arousing – boom tish – interest in “Clitoris Week” by having Clitoraid members dress in giant vagina costumes and hand out fliers on the Las Vegas Strip. Don’t you just love that?

Clitoris Awareness Week happens to fall in National Masturbation Month – again, I’m not kidding – which was launched in Philadelphia with a Masturbate-a-Thon (sponsors donated money for every hour participators spent … you know … )

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Again, that’s not why I should be feeling a bit dirty. The real reason is because I accepted my first blogger freebie last night – two Chocolate Lava cakes from Dominos (normally priced at the princely sum of $4.95 each). I had them delivered to my house with three pizzas – Hawaiian, Margarita and Garlic Prawn. Sadly I had to pay for those, despite all my hint dropping. I intially went a bit pale when it turned out the pizzas were $19.95 each, but I hunted around and found some specials vouchers on-line so all was forgiven.

The Dominos PR was sending them out as Mother’s Day treats. Since I was planning a pizza night for Sprog 1 and her best friend I said “Bring it on!”

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Cue Sprog 1’s best friend thinking I’m a total hero. Except I served them with vanilla ice-cream and she doesn’t like vanilla ice-cream. Who doesn’t like vanilla ice-cream???

How’s your weekend shaping up?

PS Here are some fab ads in celebration of … well, you know … Why? Just because I stumbled upon them and thought they were cool. OK, not cool. Fascinating, maybe. At the very least, creative.

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PPSS I’m thinking Dominos might not be liking me linking them with Clitoris Awareness Week … no more Chocolate Lava cakes for me! This may end up being my last ever blogger freebie.

PPPSS The Lava Cakes were pretty orgasmic. Thank you Dominos …

3 thoughts on “I should feel a bit dirty …

    • Is that because they a) under-pay their workers b) make terrible pizzas c) sound like something that forms on the surface of an STD d) all of the above e) none of the above

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