HouseGoesHollywood: what did you blink and miss? (week 46)

* Justin Bieber told his Twitter followers he was ‘*Lingse*’ – which some claimed was an anagram for the word ‘single’. He deleted it soon after. Then deleted girlfriend Selena Gomez soon after that.

* Anne Hathaway took the mickey out of Katie Holmes on Saturday Night Live (and will now be praying she never runs into her at a party). Then she admitted to only eating two thin squares of dried oatmeal paste per day to lose 25 pounds for her role in Les Miserables.

* Lainey Gossip dissed Justin Timberlake for his oh-so-public efforts at volunteering to help Hurricane Sandy victims.

* Aussie Hawaii Five-O star Alex O’Loughlin has called his new son Lion. Yep.

* Peaches Geldof announced she was pregnant with her second son and planned to name him Phaedra. Just to make Alex O’Loughlin feel better.

* Rihanna posed for a very raunchy GQ cover and confessed she liked being dominated in relationships.

* Modern Family child star Ariel Winter‘s lawyer told a courtroom that: “The child [Ariel] is, apparently, struck repeatedly, slapped, hit, pushed, not so as to leave marks. Mother is smart enough not to do that.” And people on the set of Modern Family were “having to sneak this child food because the mother deprives the child of food.”

* Eva Longoria got a Miley Cyrus pixie cut … or did she?

* Reality Bites star Janeane Garofalo revealed she’d been married for 20 years and hadn’t realised.

* Kevin Clash, the voice of Elmo on Sesame Street, was granted a leave of absence from the program following an accusation from an unidentified male that he had sex with him at age 16. The victim recanted a few days later, leading to allegations of a substantial payout.