HouseGoesHollywood: Jen’s having triplets, Tori rushed to hospital

Jen’s expecting triplets!

In a satirical new ad for Glaceau Smartwater, former E! host Ryan Seacrest pretends to introduce a leaked home-security tape of Jennifer Aniston sporting an enormous baby bump.

“How are my little triplets doing?” she asks.

She also spoofs her famous hairdo, pretending it’s a wig with a big surprise underneath.

See the ad by clicking here.

Says Dlisted: “Jennifer strapped on Beyonce’s hand-me-down silicone baby cocoon to laugh at all the pregnancy rumors and she pulled off her Rachel wig to show us that in her natural state she looks like It’s Pat after a brow wax (or like a Puerto Rican lunch lady circa 1982, or likePrince on The View yesterday). ”

Gwyneth hints hubby’s a drama queen

Gwyneth Paltrow looks amazing on the cover of the new US In Style magazine.

Inside, she reveals the reason her marriage stays strong is that: “”We laugh a lot, and at the same jokes. We like the same music and we like to do the same things.”

She also discusses her and husband Chris Martin‘s differences: “Probably our artistic temperaments. Artists are sensitive; there are ups and downs mood-wise. Musicians need a certain gravitas and focus in order to write. The temperament that goes with someone who is creative can be challenging. I focus more on understanding than being understood.”

Lainey Gossip says: “Basically she’s calling him a Drama Queen. Which I love. Because, let’s face it, he’s the lead singer of a big band. He IS a Drama Queen, I don’t give a sh-t how much you love Fix You. But to have your wife throw that in your face in a magazine? On the one hand of course it’s off-side. On the other, maybe that’s what you have coming to you when you’re running down the street, trying to get hit by a car just so that you don’t have to have your picture taken with her.”

Tori rushed to hospital

TMZ reports: “Tori Spelling is currently in the hospital after undergoing emergency surgery this weekend … to fix a dangerous complication from her recent childbirth …

“Sources close to Tori tell us, the actress was rushed to the hospital on Saturday. Details surrounding the complication are unclear, but we’re told it stems from the c-section procedure she underwent on August 30th while giving birth to her son Finn.”

But the actress is still tweeting as if nothing is awry, just a few hours she wrote: “This video of @LiamsWorld talking about his new little brother melts my heart! http://bit.ly/LiamLovesFinn #MomProud”

Amanda Bynes – the saga continues

There’s been more bizarre behaviour from actress Amanda Bynes overnight. Fortunately this time she’s not behind the wheel of a car.

TMZ reports: “Amanda Bynes went shopping today in West Hollywood … and locked herself in a dressing room for nearly 2 hours. Amanda was shopping at Kin (above) — a hip boutique. Amanda took some clothes inside the fitting room and stayed for 1 hr. 45 min. The clerks heard a banging sound coming from inside the dressing room every 10 minutes or so. One clerk made a distress call to another employee, saying he was concerned about Bynes being hold up for so long. The employee drove to the store to help, to no avail. Amanda wouldn’t come out, telling them, “I need more time.

“Amanda finally came out at around 5:30 PM, went to the register and bought a pair of stilettos, a pair of sunglasses and a few other things. ”

Later, TMZ also reported: “Amanda Bynes had a late night in Hollywood, but instead of a nightclub … she was at Starbucks — and, more importantly, she did NOT drive home afterward. Amanda spent more than 3 hours sitting inside the coffee shop … talking on her phone and listening to music on headphones — before finally leaving just after 11PM PT. A Starbucks employee unlocked the front door to let Amanda out of the store — but with her face fully covered she had to be led, very carefully, to a waiting SUV.