First streaks and vegan feet


My eldest daughter starts high school tomorrow.

Far out!

It brings to mind those words Martin Amis once wrote: “That went a bit quick. In certain moods, you may want to put it rather more forcefully. As in: OY!! THAT went a BIT FUCKING QUICK!!!…”

Mind you, she looks like she started high school four years ago – towering over me and clomping around with her size 10 feet.

She hassled me mercilessly to book a hair appointment before she started back at school. Not just a trim, shaved bits and a couple of streaks.

My dad forcefully expressed the opinion that it was madness and she’d get teased. But the eldest has never been particularly concerned by what other people think about her appearance, so I said yes to the shaved bits and streaks. I figured they’d both grow out.

And I drew the line at a cartilage piercing. I’m not a total push over.

She looks totally awesome with her new ‘do. I wish I’d been that adventurous at 12.

School shoes were another hot topic. She hates them and begged for some big, clompy boots for her big, clompy feet. But a perusal of the school rules revealed it prohibits such flagrant displays of individuality.

She looked so crushed when I told her that I decided on this fix: her feet pronate, so orthopaedic shoes are in order – aka Doc Martens.

We headed to the local Doc Marten stockist and I reeled when I saw the price tag: $219.

Far out! Her feet better not keep growing cause these babies need to last a looooong time.

While the shop assistant rummaged around in the back room for the eldest’s size I discovered the exact same pair of shoes on the other side of the store for $199.

When I asked the shop assistant WHY the original pair were $20 extra she informed me they were VEGAN.


Well I never!

Vegan shoes are apparently more expensive to produce than leather shoes. Fortunately we are not vegan, so I told the shop assistant to take the $219 pair back and bring me the cheaper dead cow ones.

The eldest loves them.

She’ll cut quite the figure in Docs and a no.6 cut on Day 1.

Beautiful creature.

Why do they have to grow up so fast?

But please let her stay this divine.

Next hurdle: hormone explosion.

Hold on tight …

12 thoughts on “First streaks and vegan feet

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  1. Hahahah…tofu Doc Martens! Well, she’s definitely going to make a statement at school…cool kid! πŸ‘πŸ˜‰

  2. Vegan? You mean non-leather which is synthetic which is usually cheaper. Put a vegan label on it and apparently you can add $$$ to the bill. What a rip-off!

  3. i tried to get sadie into doc martens, but she wasn’t having any of it. I love Ruby’s hair and her lack or concern for the opinions of others should stand her in good stead to navigate the next few years.

  4. I love the hair do. I think it’s great that she knows her style and goes for it. I was never that confident as a teenager – still happy to be a wallflower.
    I let my kids go with the style/ looks that they put together. It makes them happy and they look great.
    I did love my doc martens, though no vegan ones back then.

    1. Fingers crossed her hair and shoes don’t cause any problems today. She’s also pushing the friendship by wearing coloured rubber bracelets – I reckon they will be the first to go

  5. Gosh I love how individual your daughter is! I wish I was that confident at her age but I wasn’t and well here I am now! If my girls go to the sister school of where their brother goes there will be no #6 and no Doc’s which suits me just fine (well I am happy to buy doc’s I loved my doc boots but I bought them as an adult not my parents) … the shoes I was desperate for were the moon shoes in the ’80s tell me someone else knows what I am talking about and the canvas bags bought from the supply store so we could do bubble writing with textas all over them. You and she will be awesome tomorrow!

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