It’s the week of the embarrassing back down … for me. First the Tom Cruise interview that never happened, today my definitive “Chis and Rihanna are over” pronouncement has been overturned.
Well, this is embarrassing
Just days after the gossip world – including me – announced their relationship over for good (in all senses of the word) Rihanna has posted a new pic of herself cuddled up to Chris Brown.
A source told Us Weekly they’re still together – but they have been fighting a lot: “Every second it’s a blow-up and then full on in love.”
Meanwhile, The Huffington Post has a very different take on it all: “Rih captioned the happy-looking pic with ‘This sh#t look like a toupee’.
“Now, it could just be that the 25-year-old songstress is paying tribute to her yet-again boyfriend by quoting lyrics from his song Look At Me Now, but for the skeptics among you we’d like to suggest a alternative: A toupee is a piece of hair, essentially a wig, meant to cover up a bald spot. It is a cover up, something fake pretending to pass off as real.
“Could Rih be hinting at something?”
Heidi’s son is a mini fashionista
He’s only six, but Johan Samuel, son of Heidi Klum and Seal, is designing a line of limited edition T-shirts for his mum’s Babies”R”Us clothing line, Truly Scrumptious by Heidi Klum.
His monster-themed designs appear on baseball-style shirts in bright colors with hand-drawn sketch on the front.
As payment Babies”R”Us has donated $50,000 to Save the Children, a charity which helps impoverished children.
Charlie: Lindsay held us hostage
Charlie Sheen has confirmed it was a nightmare having Lindsay Lohan as a guest star on his show, Anger Management.
He told Tonight Show host Jay Leno: “Day one was fabulous. She was on time, she knew her lines, hit every mark, made us look off our game…And then we had to deal with day two.”
On day two she showed up two hours late because of an apparent earache. “It was as though she had us held hostage because she gave us half a show,” he joked.
“She was really not feeling well. We just worked around it,” he continued. “She was late, what can I say? But when she got there, she was prepared. With an excuse.”
But he said rumours she’d stolen things from the set were blown out of proportion: “She borrowed some stuff and was told she had to pay for it and they would take it out of her check, and she said fine. That’s all it was.”
Miley’s latest selfie
Celebrity selfie queen Miley Cyrus has posted a pic of herself in a Chanel onesie.
She captioned it: “Don’t hate. Appreciate.
But her Twitter followers had trouble taking her advice. One wrote: ‘YOU HAVE ALL THOSE CLOTHES AND YOU PICKED THAT OMG WHY’ [sic].
Gwyneth’s botox confession
Continuing her over-sharing jag, Gwyneth Paltrow has opened up to Harper’s Bazaar about the lengths she’s prepared to go to for beauty.
“I use organic [beauty] products, but I get lasers. It’s what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu,” she confessed. (The cigarette reference is to the fact she revealed her guilty pleasure is “My one light American Spirit that I smoke once a week, on Saturday night.”)
As for her beauty treatments: “I’ve probably tried everything.”
She recently had a Thermage laser treatment, which she described as “quite painful”.
“‘It feels like someone’s smacking your face with a rubber band that has an electric shock in it,” she said. “But I would do it again, because I feel like it took five years off my face.”
But when it comes to plastic surgery: “I would be scared to go under the knife, but you know, talk to me when I’m 50. I’ll try anything. Except I won’t do Botox again, because I looked crazy. I looked like Joan Rivers!”
As Dlisted notes: “If only they Botoxed her tongue…”
P.Diddy’s drug scandal
P.Diddy‘s former nanny has alledged his daughters were exposed to drugs at his ex-lover’s home.
Dawn Drago also says six-year-old twins D’Lila Star and Jessie James were covered “in a white powdery substance” one day she was driving them to school from their mother Kim Porter’s home.
She alleges the six-year-olds got into ‘a bag containing the powder, along with clear capsules, filled with another powdery substance in a bag in the back seat.’
According to TMZ she makes the claims in a new lawsuit filed against Kim Porter, who fired her last year.
She alleges Kim would chain-smoke marijuana in the house when the girls were home and fired her after she complained she could no longer stand the smell of cannabis.
Octomom’s freaky photo shoot
Ocotomum Nadya Suleman has appeared in a bizarre photo shoot for In Touch magazine, channelling Angelina Jolie.
Nadya has previously denied she had plastic surgery years ago to look like Angie, so it’s kinda weird that she’s posed for photos dressed as the actress in her Lara Croft costume from the Tomb Raider movies, as well as posed with her leg poking out of a black strapless gown with a high slit as the actress did at the 2012 Academy Awards.
She tells In Touch that Angie has it easy compared to her.
“I do a lot! I’m a cook, a chauffeur and a nanny,” she said.