Sorry, no blog today. I’m too bleak. Not even my new red shoes are turning my frown upside down.
I briefly considered republishing my blog from November 28 last year – which was promisingly called The Shame File – but it turned out to be about baby vomit and dieting, so I gave it a miss.
Fingers crossed my mojo returns tomorrow.
How do you cheer yourself up when you’re down?
PS I’m still blogging over at HouseGoesHollywood, I couldn’t resist when I saw that Gabriel Aubry’s smashed up face looks as bad as I feel. He’s enlisted the paparazzi to take some doozy photos to get back at his ex, Halle Berry, after her bloke (Olivier Martinez, Kylie Minogue’s ex) biffed him.