Kardashian or psychopath?

Husband fixes all his technology problems with Google search. He was typing in “I want to see my Genius …” something or other … whatever that means … I don’t understand iTunes … when he noticed a funny thing. The moment he got to “I want to see …” the most popular search terms starting with “I want to see …” started popping up. They were pretty out there …

“I want to see your peacock”

“I want to see Jesus”

“I want to see movies of my dreams”

Then he clicked “I want to see my ..”

“I want to see my hip bones”

“I want to see my mugshot for free”

Moving along to “I want to see my g …”

“I want to see my guardian angel”

“I want to see my girlfriend with another guy”

“I want to see my wife get laid”

“I want to sequence my genome” 

“I want my genital warts gone”

But then, nothing really surprises me after some of the Google searches that lead people to my blog. Here are my most popular:

Princess Kate nude (2,146) – and another few thousand permutations of the theme

Naked women alone in home (507)

Whitney Houston’s corpse (229)

Sofia Vergara’s butt crack (54)

Kate’s boobies (40)

Tits (19)

Banana dare (7)

Miley Cyrus goes commando (4)

Back pussy (3)

And Housegoeshome is supposed to be a family blog …

Actually, the Google predictive searching thing is a bit addictive. I couldn’t help typing in “I wish I was …” to see if there were any wannabe unicorns lurking around. But, no, the most popular “I wish I was …” searches are …

“I wish I was pretty”

“I wish I was a girl”

“I wish I was a kid again”

and, saddest of all

“I wish I was a Kardashian” 

OK, OK, maybe “I wish I was a psychopath”/”I wish I was dead” win that award by a nose.

Have you done any weird Google searches lately? Come on, confess …