Wading through the murk so you don’t have to …
Rob’s secret hideout revealed
The latest issue of US Weekly reveals that “devastated” Robert Pattinson has been licking his wounds at Reese Witherspoon’s ranch: “His Water for Elephants costar Witherspoon, 36, offered up her tranquil, $7 million ranch in Ojai, Calif. (The pregnant actress wed husband Jim Toth in March 2011 at the rustic chic estate, recently featured in ELLE Decor.)”
I know he’s heartbroken and all, but lucky bastard! That place is AWESOME.
Says DListed: “If you live in Ojai, CA and are wondering why all the grocery stores are out of Entenmann’s devil’s food cake, raw cookie dough logs and tubs of cream cheese frosting, it’s because RPattz bought all of it and is sitting on Reese Witherspoon’s living room floor trying to drown his hurt emotions with gallons and gallons of artificially sweetened carbs while cry singing along to “Bust Your Windows.” Since every tabloid wants to turn this Kristen Stewart and RPattz break-up into the worst and saddest episode of The Love Boat by dropping in cameos from a bunch of Hollywood stars, bothPeople and UsWeekly say that Reese Witherspoon is letting him mend his broken heart in her fancy Ojai ranch.”
Karl Lagerfeld disses Pippa
Karl Lagerfeld may have a teeny-tiny body but he has a whopping big mouth. First he caused outrage earlier this year by labelling Adele as “too fat”and was forced to issue a public apology. Now he’s slagged off Princess Kate’s sister, Pippa Middleton.
According to The Sun newspaper, Karl said: “Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don’t like the sister’s face. She should only show her back.”
What a lovely man.
Another apology pending?
Jennifer’s toy boy denies getting erotic massage
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are threatening to sue In Touch magazine for its cover story about Casper getting an erotic massage the day before JLo’s birthday party.
TMZ reports: ‘the couple’s high-powered attorneys, Shawn Holley and Howard Weitzman, have teamed up and fired off letters to Star Magazine and In Touch … warning them the “reports” are “false, malicious and defamatory” and will cause “immense damage” to the couple’s careers and reputations.
In Touch has photographs of Casper outside a XXX peep show in New York back in July, which the magazine claims is a “well-known cruising spot for gay men looking for instant hookups.” It also reports he went inside and was serviced by “Bibi” who says he was “in a big hurry” and “lasted for 10 minutes”. Also “he is a nice man (and) he has strong muscles”.
There’s quite the domino effect going on in Hollywood right now, with a constant parade of stars taking the heat off each other with fresh scandals. So thoughtful of Casper to give Kristen a little break from the spotlight.
Reps deny Macaulay is an addict
Reps for Macaulay Culkin have denied he’s a drug addict, following an expose in The National Enquirier.
Their statement reads: “The report in the National Enquirer that Macaulay Culkin is addicted to Heroin and assorted hallucinogenics is not only categorically without merit, but it is also impossibly and ridiculously fictitious. We beseech the responsible media to consider the source and its reputation and to please not perpetuate this destructive and insulting story by pursuing it any further.”
Here’s what The National Enquirer’s source had to say: “He’s addicted to heroin, oxyco done, Percocet and Vicodin. I have witnessed his drug taking, which has escalated over the past year and a half to the point where he needs serious help. His closest friends fear that he’ll overdose or his heart will explode. If he doesn’t get help and enter rehab now, he could be dead in six months. It [overdosing] should have been a wake-up call, but it didn’t seem to have any effect on him. Mac is still partying hard. I pray that he finds the courage and strength to clean up before it’s too late.”
Tatum in rehab again
Meanwhile, Radar is reporting that Tatum O’Neal, who has struggled with addiction for years, is back in rehab in Southern California, with her dad Ryan O’Neal at her bedside: “Tatum recently went back to rehab last month, and she is at a facility in Orange County. Ryan has been visiting her regularly because he is so concerned about her. They are working on their complicated relationship. Tatum is just really truly struggling with who she is as a person. It’s very sad to see her still suffering from her addiction to cocaine.”
Ryan concerned? The guy who hit on his own daughter at Farrah Fawcett’s funeral? Pffft.
Just in case you missed that little gossip gem, here’s how he explained it to Vanity Fair: “I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me,” Ryan told me. “I said to her, ‘You have a drink on you? You have a car?’ She said, ‘Daddy, it’s me – Tatum!’ I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it’s my daughter. It’s so sick.”
Yep, you nailed it Ryan, sick.
Ashton and Mila get steamy in Bali
Radar is reporting that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are in Bali for a romantic vacation, with witnesses saying the couple can’t keep their hands off of each other.
The pair are staying at a five-star resort on the island’s southern peninsula, according to the New York Post. Some perks of their luxury suite include a sunken indoor bathtub, a private pool and a wooden four-poster bed.
HOT PIC CLICKS
* Miley Cyrus Instagrams yet another pic of her shrinking frame (what’s with the black knickers under the white sheer skirt? Classy!).
* See the trailer for Nicole Kidman’s new movie, The Paperboy, by clicking here (sorry, it doesn’t contain the scene where she wees on her co-star, Zac Efron).
* Check out Connor Cruise’s girlfriend here.
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