HouseGoesHollywood: Rob kicks Kristen out, flirty Scarlett raises hackles, Courtenay’s vajajay

Wading through the murk so you don’t have to …

Rob kicks Kristen out

Rob Pattinson has finally moved from gobsmacked to get-the-fark-out-of-my-house angry. After staying at an unknown location since his girlfriend Kristen Stewart’s affair secret was exposed, Pattinson told her to get her stuff and leave last weekend. In a surprising dash of reality, Kristen got a U-haul removal truck to do the job. To see the pic, click through to reports the pair are having a bitter custody dispute over their pets: “Kristen, 22, will keep her cat, Max, but 26-year-old Robert wants Bear – the mixed mutt rescue they adopted from a high-kill shelter in New Orleans.

“However, Kristen won’t give up Bear in a hurry. She helped Rob save Bear from Parvo disease, which nearly took its life when it was a puppy. “She wants joint custody – and it could get a little messy,” the insider revealed.”

Meanwhile, I’m thinking Kristen’s paramour, Rupert Sanders, wishes his family would stop blabbing about it all to the press. According to The Telegraph: “His father, Michael Sanders, 76, a retired surgeon, said of Stewart: “This girl’s a pretty young thing and if you’ve been gadding around for five months, or what have you, you’re bound to get a bit friendly. This kind of thing gets blown out of all proportion.”

The Telegraph also reckons Rupert’s wife, Liberty Ross, has forgiven him: “She is prepared to give Rupert a second chance,” claims one of Ross’s friends. “She accepts that it was just one of those silly flirtations.”

Courtney Love is sad

Lana Del Rey sang a cover of the Nirvana song Heart-shaped Box during her recent Sydney concert. When Courtney Love heard about it she started bombarding Lana with – unanswered – tweets explaining the song was about her vagina (ooops, I’m not supposed to say that word, sorry).

Says DListed: “While performing that song, Lana sounds like she’s dying a slow, painful death, so she was definitely thinking of Courtney Love’s vagina while singing it.”

3 Hobbit films on the way

Director Peter Jackson has confirmed gossip columnists’ worst fear – The Hobbit will be a trilogy. Yep, that’s right, the studio is going to wring three movies out of a 300 page book.

“It is only at the end of a shoot that you finally get the chance to sit down and have a look at the film you have made,” Jackson wrote on Facebook. “Recently Fran [Walsh], Philippa [Boyens] and I did just this when we watched for the first time an early cut of the first movie — and a large chunk of the second. We were really pleased with the way the story was coming together, in particular, the strength of the characters and the cast who have brought them to life. All of which gave rise to a simple question: Do we take this chance to tell more of the tale? And the answer from our perspective as the filmmakers, and as fans, was an unreserved ‘yes.'”

Is Scarlett Johansson being too flirty with her Avengers co-stars?

According to that impeccable font of knowledge, The National Enquirer, the answer is yes!

“ScarJo’s buddy-buddy friendships with their husbands has really rubbed some wives the wrong way – especially Chris Hemsworth’s wife, Elsa, and Robert Downey Jr.’s wife, Susan,” said the insider. “Their husbands text back and forth with Scarlett, call her and giggle on the phone – and when they rave that Scarlett is ‘like one of the guys,’ it really grinds the girls’ gears! They think it borders on being flirty. And there’s an ‘Avengers’ sequel in the works, so the problem’s ongoing.”

But “Innocent” ScarJo, happily settled in with ad exec Nate Naylor, “doesn’t see herself as a femme fatale – she’s never broken up a marriage or anything. She just likes being one of the boys!”

I’m kinda buying the annoying flirty thing. I’ve always thought she was a bit shifty since that Benicio Del Toro lift-sex rumour. If she was giggling with my husband on the phone I’d be shirty too. My husband, on the other hand, would think all his Christmasses had come at once. He thinks she’s hawt. Most blokes do. Which is why, I suppose, women don’t like her so much. Same goes for that Anne Hathaway creature. She makes my nostrils flare.

Horny youtube moment of the day

Castle’s season 4 finale: Castle and Beckett snog. Mmmmmm, Nathan Fillon …


  • Tom Cruise has slimmed down since the divorce and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but he’s looking goooood. Click here to check him out.
  • Gnash your teeth at Katy Perry’s amazing bikini body by clicking here.
  • Yum! Josh Duchamel is in fine form! Gratuitous beach shot here.
  • Speaking of gratuitous, I’m off to Magic Mike tomorrow, so here’s a delish Twitter pic of Matthew McConaughey (above) taken earlier this month before he lost all the weight for his new movie, Killer Joe (he plays a HIV patient). Post-weight loss pic here.

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