HouseGoesHollywood: The Mag I Bought This Week, Jeremy’s viagra accident, Jada’s bikini body

Wading through the murk so you don’t have to …

The Mag I Bought This Week Award goes to …

Hollywood gossip is totally addictive at the moment. None of that cut-with-Draino crap. It’s the real deal and it’s getting me so high. Yep, I’m a hopeless Hollywood junkie and I’m refusing rehab – give me more, more, more!

All the juicy stuff is making The Mag I Bought This Week Award very difficult to judge. Kristen Stewart takes the heat off Katie Holmes this week with her grovelling series of apologies. But am I in a Kristen state of mind?

Click through to Village Voices for the verdict …

http://blogs.kidspot.com.au/villagevoices/mags-this-week-katies-toyboy-kristens-shame-and-olympic-glory/

Could La Toya be the sanest Jackson?

TMZ reported last week that La Toya Jackson has been urging her brothers and sisters to stop fighting in public. Yep, it turns out the Jackson everyone thought was the craziest might actually be the sensible one.

Some Jackson wisdom from Dlisted.com: “La Toya isn’t taking sides and is shaking her head at her brothers and sisters being fame whores by putting their family disputes in front of the cameras. La Toya has told all of them to handle this far away from the media.

“Yes, La Toya is coming out of this as the sane one. You should probably hold on to something sturdy, because the sheer force of minds blowing over this will make the earth tip over. When La Toya looks deep into your insane eyes and tells you calmly that you’re a “crazy fame whore,” you need to start whistling out steam, because you’re a fucking kettle. It’s that serious.”

Is Katy really going out with John?

While we’re on the subject of crazy: here’s some more Katy Perry/John Mayer madness from US magazine: “Katy Perry spent the evening of Friday June 19 with none other than John Mayer at Soho House in West Hollywood, a witness tells Us Weekly. “They were affectionate, holding hands and cuddling!” the observer says.

“The next night, the “Friday Night” singer, 27, then invited notorious lothario Mayer, 34, over to her place, where they noshed on pizza. The quirky coupling went down just days after Perry and Russell Brand finalized their divorce.”

Ick.

Jeremy Renner’s viagra accident

The Bourne Legacy star Jeremy Renner has confessed on the  Jimmy Kimmel Live! talk show that he accidentally popped a Viagra tablet instead of a sleeping tablet on a plane flight recently.  

“I had to get off the plane to go to work, so I had to sleep on the plane,” Renner revealed. “So I take a little sleeping pill, pop it and realize nothing’s happening – but something else was happening.”

“Not only did I not sleep the entire flight,” he added, but he also had to deal with his pants “camping.”

The flight crew, who were “sort of in on the joke”  had to give him lots of ice to soothe the pain.

Deciding Rob and Kristen’s fate

I was delighted to discover that two PEOPLE staffers – and die-hard Twi-hards – have taken to the magazine’s website to debate whether Rob Pattinson should forgive Kirsten Stewart or move on. Because, of course, such decisions should be made by journalists rather than the actual people involved.

Unfortunately, the troubled couple don’t have much control over their fate – they’ll be dragged back together by professional commitments. The estranged pair are scheduled as co-presenters at MTV’s Video Music Awards on September 6, followed by their massive promotional tour for the final film in the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn: Part 2.

Geez, that’s going to be AWKWARD.

Meanwhile, Liberty Ross’s (the cuckhold wife) brother Leopold has put his two-bob’s worth in about the affair: “It was from the last half of filming and all through post-production, clear into last week. She made some sacrifices for something she thought was worth it, now she knows, right? Five minutes from her home.

“Doubt it was worth it but it’s life. It might actually make things better in the long run. She wasn’t that happy for a while, but our family is close, she’ll be all right.”

Says Dlisted: “Yes, their family is really close and obviously mine is just as close. Because if my sister had a husband and that husband cheated on her by sucking off Kristen Stewart’s tongue in a parked Mini Cooper, I would totally sell my story to a British newspaper. I didn’t lace that last line with any sarcasm, so you’ve been warned, future brother-in-law.”

HOT PIC CLICKS

How can see you see the words “Katie and Suri feed giraffes” and not want to click?

Jada Pinkett tweets her hot bikini body, click!

See the new James Bond trailer here.

Pamela Anderson’s car crash after partying, click here.

It’s not a new pic, but phwoar, drool over Stephen Dorff naked here!

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