HouseGoesHollywood: Rob dumps Kristen, Reese’s amazing house, more Jackson madness

Wading through the murk so you don’t have to …

ROB WALKS OUT ON KRISTEN

Robert Pattinson has left the Los Angeles home he shared with Kristen Stewart, People magazine has confirmed.

“I’m not sure they’ll be able to recover from this,” a source has revealed, adding Robert is  “heartbroken and angry”.

And humiliated in the eyes of the ENTIRE WORLD. That’s gotta hurt even more.

Meanwhile US magazine is reporting that Kristen “gushed to a fellow attendee at a June 23 wedding in New Jersey that she was anxious to have a baby with Pattinson.”

Which is a strange thing to say when you’re snogging another bloke on the side.

As usual, I’m loving Dlisted’s take on the situation (right down to calling the gossip item “Kristen Stewart Never Sexed On That Rupert Dude, Is Writing An “I’m Sowwy” Letter To His Wife”: “A different source tells Gossip Cop that Rupert and KStew never actually wet humped on each other. The source says they just kissed and he never stuck it in. The hell? So Twihards are bawlin’ out the lyrics to “Un-break My Robsten” over some kissing shit? Maybe it’s because I’m a shameless slut with the morals of a used condom, but I always thought that it only counts as cheating if you swallow.”

DListed says lots of other HILARIOUS stuff about the situation. Well worth a click and giggle.

MCSTEAMY HANGS UP HIS SCRUBS

I find myself oddly gutted by the news that Eric Dane is leaving Grey’s Anatomy. I was a bit icked out by him doing that “sex” tape a few years back with his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, and former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche (who failed to get cured of her “sex addition” on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab). Sure, there was no actual sex in the “sex tape”, just three pretty people sitting naked in a jacuzzi discussing their porn star names, while Rebecca commented she was  “so high”, but it was still pretty yerk.

Somehow Eric has won me back to Team McSteam with his entertaining role as the unapologetically egotistical Dr Mark Sloane. And he seems like such a good dad to his two sprogs in all the set-up paparazzi shots.  

The show’s creator, Shonda Rhimes said of his departure: “After much consideration and conversations, he and I have decided that this is the right time for his storyline to end. We’re a big family here at Grey‘s with a long history together and Eric will always remain an important part of our family.”

PS I am even more gutted to have accidentally come across spoilers to the Grey’s Anatomy season finale while researching this item. Husband and I have been downloading the show on iTunes whenever we get a spare 45 minutes and aren’t quite to the finale yet. Bad things happen in the finale. Things I shouldn’t know. Things I can’t tell Husband. Argh, it’s such a burden.

CHECK OUT REESE’S HOUSE

Fancy a stickybeak at Reese Witherspoon’s divine ranch in Ojai, California? The new issue of Elle Decor lovingly explores the house in its latest issue.  

The property was apparently built in 1923 for a glass tycoon called Edward Drummond Libbey and later used as the set of 1937’s Lost Horizon. It has a swimming pool, horse stables, a barn and guest cottages, plus all kinds of animals and even four dogs named, Hope, Nashville, Coco Chanel, and Hank Williams.

I am totally green with envy.

Reese is also looking mega-preggers right now. Click here to see a pic.

MICHAEL JACKSON JR’s TWITTER RANT/KATHERINE CAUGHT OUT

TMZ is reporting that Katherine Jackson had full access to a phone during her health spa stay, contrary to a statement made by her lawyer.

A spokesperson for the Miraval Resort – where Katherine stayed for nine days – told TMZ that Katherine stayed in a luxury villa that contained a working phone (as well as its own pool and butler, nice!).

After yesterday’s court hearing into the custody of Blanket, Prince Michael and Paris, Katherine’s lawyer insisted he’d been told “the section of the facility she stayed at didn’t allow phones of any kind. Or computers.”

Someone’s been telling porkies …

In other crazy Jackson news, Prince Michael has tweeted his side to the saga, complete with this juicy screen grab:

Prince Michael’s tweet: “I would first like to start off this tweet by thanking the fans that have always stood by me and my family, my dad really appreciated your support and I still treasure it to this day. As I am sure everyone is well aware of the events that have been going on. I have been holding off on backing up my sister and her tweets avidly because I was waiting for the time to reveal my side. As long as I can remember my dad had repeatedly warned me of certain people and their ways. Although I am happy my grandma was returned, after speaking with her I realized how misguided and how badly she was lied to. I’m really angry and hurt. The following image is of a group chat I had started to several family members. This group text message I had started was replied to but they didn’t know that I could see the responses. For this whole time, they denied us contact to our grandmother. “If you continue with your lies I will continue with the truth”

And because no gossip day would be complete with a bit of Dlisted’s Hollywood philosophy: “This is what happens when 90% of the members of a family don’t have jobs. They have too much time on their hands, too little money in their wallets and they start scrappin’ each other for the family fortune. I watch Dallas, I know. Look at what they’re doing. They’ve forced poor Prince Michael Jackson Jr. to release a statement that sounds like it came out of Patrick Ewing’s mouth. Prince should be worrying about how to steal booze from the liquor cabinet like any regular 15-year-old (yes, I’ve always been a drunk) and he shouldn’t be worrying about UNCOVERING lies laid down by his own family members. Such drama. How dreadful. None of this would have ever happened if Michael Jackson left everything to Bubbles and La Toya like he should have.”

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

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