Just a quickie today. I slipped on a wet floor with a live chicken in each hand (yes, really; the osteo had never heard that one before either) and hurt my back, so I’m off to get fixed up. I hope. I really want to do a 9am pump class tomorrow … I’m dreaming, right?
NO MORE JIMMY CHOOS FOR SURI
Katie Holmes has decided nice little Catholic school girls shouldn’t wear high heels and lipstick. So she’s cracking down on all the freebies Suri used to get. Maybe she could just redirect all the lovely packages to my place instead? The Sprogs could do with a few mini Ferragamo handbags for their dress-up box.
D-Listed is very funny on the subject: “You see what happens when Katie Holmes gets the robot control panel made of recycled Atari parts taken out of her brain and replaces it with an actual human brain that is capable of freely producing independent thoughts on its own? Katie somehow decided that Suri Cruise doesn’t need a shoe closet full of high heels or a 1,000 square foot dressing room with racks and racks of designer clothes in it. Katie wants Suri to be more simple and expects her to buy clothes off the rack at Old Navy like she’s an Affleck daughter or any other normal child … As Jimmy Choo shut down their Suri Cruise division, the source said these hurtful words:
“Katie has been returning unsolicited gifts and loans from designers for Suri since she arrived in New York. She’s issued instructions to remove Suri from all freebie lists. She’s also put the word out in LA to stop any mini-me diva products being sent her way. Tom loved to spoil Suri and indulge her, but Katie has other ideas.”
Meanwhile, Katie’s diligent campaign to make New York her base and reclaim her status as a “serious” actress continues, with news she is returning to Broadway this spring in the dark comedy Dead Accounts, playing Lorna, a woman looking for answers about her brother’s surprising return home.
WARREN BEATTY’S TRANSGENDER SON SPEAKS OUT
I’m a bit late to be yabbering about this one, as it debuted earlier this week, but I finally got around to watching the Q&A Warren Beatty and Annette Bening’s 20-year-old Stephen Ira Beatty filmed for the site WeHappyTrans.com. Stephen was formerly Kathlyn Elizabeth Beatty and discusses how he made the transition from girl to boy at the age of 14. He also speaks – very quickly, he’s an Olympic-champion fast talker – about the need for more tolerance in society.
He starts the video by introducing himself: “My name is Stephen. I identify as a trans man, a faggy queen, a homosexual, a queer, a nerd fighter, a writer, an artist and a guy who needs a haircut.”
He also talks about having babies, which was a bit freaky as he presents very convincingly as male. I had to replay that bit, just to make sure I heard it right. I’m not sure if he meant he was going to use his womb or someone elses, but it’s fascinating to watch. Check it out by clicking on the link below.
ANGE TO BRAD’S MUM: STOP BUYING SHILOH GIRLY CLOTHES
Hot on the heels of Brad Pitt’s mum, Jane Pitt, writing a letter to a newspaper dissing Barack Obama and gay marriage, she’s gone and set the cat among the pigeons yet again by buying Shiloh “girly” clothes, according to London’s Evening Standard.
“It’s well documented that Shiloh likes to dress like a boy,” a source told the Evening Standard, going on to claim that Jane Pitt has been giving her granddaughter more feminine clothes, which irritates her mother.
Ange is apparently furious, especially since she still hadn’t quite forgiven Jane for airing her conservative attitudes in public.
“Brad and Angelina were devastated by Jane’s actions. They have worked hard campaigning for equality, working closely with Barack Obama,” the source claims. “Angelina called Jane and told her she believes she’s setting a bad example for the kids.”
This is what happens when you marry a bloke from Missouri, Ange, a mother-in-law with scary, middle-American values.
FIRST PICS: LINDSAY LOHAN IN BED WITH PORN STAR
There was lots of eye-rolling, including my own, when it was announced Lindsay Lohan’s next leading man would be porn star James Deen. The pair are filming a movie called The Canyons together.
According to the Huffington Post: “Though many wondered if there would be graphic depictions of sex in the film, Deen has insisted that his pornography skills would not be showcased. “This is not an adult film,” Deen told Animal NY. “We are not trying to arouse people. If someone does get aroused, well, it happens. […] It’s not graphic sex for the sake of graphic sex. In the script you don’t see anything like, ‘You see [Lindsay’s character] turn around and flash her boobs!'”
Yeah, but I’m not seeing Academy Award nominations in its future either, call me crazy …
TOTAL RECALL’S TRIPLE-BOOBED STAR
OK, it’s a bit tacky of me to be so fascinated, but I couldn’t help staring and staring at a photo on tmz.com of a triple-breasted prostitute in the remake of Total Recall.
Played by an actress called Kaitlyn Leeb, the costume was revealed at Comic-Con in San Diego last weekend. Comic-Con – if you’re not familiar with it – is a nerd festival for lovers of cartoon and sci-fi related movies. It used to be the preserve of Star Trek types, but has gone mainstream in recent years and has lots of huge stars involved these days. Even Jodie Foster went this year.
Colin Farrell stars in the remake with the triple-boobed chick. Click here to see more pics that show the boobs off better. They look totally real, don’t you reckon?
housegoeshome 
Not familiar with Total Recall. But it made me think of Hitchers and the “triple breasted whore of Eroticon 6”.
The stuff that’s in my head…lol…
Ah, those were the days for fiction … Total Recall had Arnold Schwarznegger in it.