Things you don’t need

My local Facebook group page cracks me up. This is the latest message from a member: “Does anyone have an anvil that they don’t use any more and would like to donate to an artist?”

An anvil. On the Lower North Shore. In 2026.

Good luck with that.

I could have done with the donation of an umbrella on my way home from work yesterday. I looked like I’d taken a long shower in my clothes when I finally walked through my front door last night.

Then I had to turn around and head back out to take the dogs for a wee.

When I finally got into dry clothes and went into the living room I saw that Bilbo hadn’t been able to hold on until I got home.

But had he used the wee pad I’d put out? Nooooooo.

He’d chosen to wee on the floor about 20cm away from the wee pad.

And then he’d done another wee for good measure on Charlie’s tennis ball.

Little bastard.

Bilbo thinks fetching balls is beneath him and wants no part of it, while Charlie would happily chase one around all day. Well he would if it wasn’t in the laundry being sanitised.

Have a good weekend.

Mine will be busy, busy, busy.

Can’t wait to tell you all about it.

Song of the day: ACDC “Back in black”