HouseGoesHollywood: I’m obsessed with the Orlando Bloom saga

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What the flipping heck is going on between Orlando Bloom, Erica Packer, James Packer and Miranda Kerr?

Even the blokes at my work couldn’t stop talking about it today.

I was absolutely gobsmacked when the pics of Orlando and Erica at the beach surfaced. WTF?

Just in case you’ve been living under a rock and missed the not-so-subtle nuances … Orlando and Miranda broke up … James and Erica broke up … rumours swirled that Miranda and James Packer had hooked up … and now Orlando pops up on the Spanish party island of Ibiza with James’ ex wife.

Bizarro.

And then it all got waaaaaaay more interesting when Orlando took a swing at Justin Bieber at Cipriani restaurant that night, while Paris Hilton, P.Diddy and Lindsay Lohan looked on.

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The theory behind the tiff is that there’s bad blood between the pair because of rumours that Justin went on a date in 2012 with Miranda, while Orlando was recently spotted with Justin’s on-off girlfriend Selena Gomez.

Justin apparently greeted Orlando with the words “What’s up bitch?” then possibly made some remark about Miranda’s bedroom prowess.

Orlando took a swing’ at Justin, but he ducked and fled, while other diners at the restaurant broke into applause.

Or, as former Spanish journalist Anastasia Skolkova, told The Mirror:

“Justin said something when he came in which was aimed at Orlando, who then jumped onto a sofa to try and get at Justin.

“When Orlando punched Bieber, everyone started clapping. Lindsay was laughing. It was amazing. The whole table he and DiCaprio were on were clapping. Afterwards, I don’t know if people were congratulating Orlando or trying to calm him down.”

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Later, Bieber posted a picture on his Instagram account of Miranda wearing a revealing swim suit. Hideous man-child. He followed it up with a shot of Orlando crying.

And Erica and Orlando have since been spotted cuddling on a private yacht.

Stay tuned …

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>> Speaking of which, fancy star-spotting on your next holiday? Skip Hollywood and head to this amazing island instead >> http://bit.ly/1o6YtoB

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>> Jennifer Lopez threw herself $100K 45th birthday party last week at Nammos restaurant in Southampton, New York.

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Her 100 guests feasted on a nearly life-size birthday cake featuring her likeness with a lion. Noice.

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Among the famous invitees were Khloe Kardashian and rapper French Montana, Fat Joe, Kelly Ripa, Leah Remini, Andy Cohen, and Maksim.

After a gourmet dinner, guests danced until 4am.

While her ex-boyfriend Casper Smart wasn’t there, he wished her a happy birthday on Instagram with an image of a pink bear cake, writing: “Happppppppy Birthday to the most Beautiful lil bear in the world!!!! May all your wishes come true!! @JLo”

Gag.

The couple split in June after a two and a half year relationship.

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>> Heidi Klum, 41, shared the first snap with her toyboy boyfriend Vito Schnabel, 28, on her Instagram account. The couple have been together four months.

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>> Kylie Minogue mirrored the famous 1950’s Coppertone Suntan ad on the cover of GQ Italia.

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>> Sandra Bullock celebrated her 50th birthday on July 26 at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Among the friends who helped her mark the occasion were Chelsea Handler, Whitney Cummings and Bullock’s sister Gesine Bullock-Prado.

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Chelsea shared pics on Instagram of the low-key celebration.

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“They came out and danced and took a bunch of pictures,” singer and keyboardist Diane McManus of Southern Soul Allstars, who performed for Bullock and her friends, told People.

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>> Erika Heynatz is having an Italian love affair – check out her happy snaps here >> http://bit.ly/1qM833A

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>> Cindy Crawford & Lisa Rinna have gone on holiday to Canada together. Click here to see their amazing snaps >> http://bit.ly/1oIGlli

That’s it for this week, a bit of a quickie as the removalists arrive any minute now. Gawd knows when I’ll have internet access again …

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