Stars, they’re not just like us, not at all. You just have to take a look at Kaley Cuoco’s wedding and Kim Kardashian’s festive snaps to know that … not that I’m jealous or anything (OK, I’m totally green … except for the being engaged to Kanye bit … I’m not even minty pastel about that bit).
>> Kaley Cuoco got married and posted loads of awesome pics of the wedding on social media, including one of her incredible wedding cake (someone on Facebook said: “That cake is incredible!! I thought you were exaggerating!”
>> See the rest of the pics by clicking here.
>> This photo of Madonna’s kids on holiday sparked a ‘racist adoption’ row. Find out why by clicking here >> http://bit.ly/19OglO7
>> Alyssa Milano turned the other cheek after fellow actor Jay Mohr told a radio show, Alyssa’s “very tiny — in height – [but] it seems like she had a baby and said, ‘I don’t really give a s**t’ – I read it on her gut.”
He added: “Somebody sat in the director’s chair and was not wearing Spanx and I was like, ‘Jesus Christ’.”
Alyssa responded with a tweet on Christmas Day to her 2.6million followers, writing: “@jaymohr37 So sorry you felt the need to publicly fat-shame me. Be well and God Bless. Please send my love to your beautiful wife.”
Yesterday he was forced to apologise, tweeting: “She’s stunning. I mistakenly thought the absurdity of what I was saying would have [been] taken as a joke. #fail.”
>> Lisa Niemi, who lost husband Patrick Swayze to pancreatic cancer in September 2009, found love again. Her rep revealed that she is engaged to jeweller Albert DePrisco: ”Albert proposed to Lisa on Christmas Eve.”
>> Sophie Monk has become the first Australian celebrity to have an alleged cyber stalker charged with harassing her on social media. James McCabe allegedly sent her with up to 150 sexually explicit and threatening posts on Twitter every day over a five-year period.
>> Isabella Cruise got a buzz cut for her 21st. Her brother Connor posted this pic on Instagram of the pair celebrating on the Expedition Everest roller coaster at Walt Disney World in Orlando, Florida.
>> Khloe Kardashian has revealed in an interview with Cosmopolitan UK that her mother, Kris Jenner, didn’t do her self-esteem a whole lot of good when she was a kid. “She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job,” she confessed. “I was shocked; I hadn’t even thought about it.”
>> In other Kardashian news … Kim K got a really ugly handbag from Kanye from Christmas …
>> and North West got a miniature Porsche to match her daddy’s full-sized one.
>> Kim also marked the New Year by sharing an Instagram picture of daughter North West holding her massive Lorraine Schwartz engagement ring, captioned: “It was an amazing year!!!”
>> Beyonce really copped it last week. She was accused of blasphemy for posting this pic on Instagram, where she blocked Jesus out of The Last Supper. And her new album was criticized by current and former NASA employees who labelled it as “insensitive”, after she used audio from the Challenger disaster of 1986 at the beginning of the video for the song “XO”
>> But she didn’t look too worried as she partied pantsless in Miami on New Year’s Eve.
>> While she briefly ditched her wedding ring amid allegations from a tabloid magazine that her husband Dean McDermott cheated on her, Tori Spelling put it – and her smile – back on for this family New Year’s photo. She wrote: “Happy New Year everyone! I can NOT believe it’s 2014. Time flies when you’re having fun… and when you have 4 little ones running around! We rang in the New Year with (kid-friendly) cocktails, lots of yummy treats and some quality family time.”
>> Finally, stars took to Twitter en masse to send wishes for a happy 2014. Click here for a gallery of our favourite pics.