Wills and Kate will be parents any day now and royal baby fever is set to sweep the globe. Here’s how you can ensure your bub doesn’t feel left out (from the sublime to the ridiculous).
There’s a royal onesie …
Only the finest organic cotton for your baby, combed for softness and comfort at Zazzle.
A regal carriage for luxuriant yawns …
The Majestic Carriage Crib is the perfect place for your princess to catch up on her beauty rest, available for just $11,500 from PoshTots.
And then graduate her to this …
Sweet Dream Bed assures “for your Princess a Fairy Tale Castle Bed is a dream come true”.
Although your little prince might prefer one of these …
This playhouse fortress features a tower with a rock-climbing wall and an enclosed courtyard where little boys can be a knight in shining armour, from Rainbow Play.
But pop-up is always nice …
And more affordable. From Let’s Play.
Speaking of bargains …
This little cardboard beauty is on sale for $25 from Indigo Toys.
Because Stokke’s are so nouveau riche …
You’re much better off with a Silver Cross hand-built baby carriage, trusted by the British royal family for nearly 100 years. They combine stately elegance and noble good looks with masterful engineering. Get yours from Prams.com.au for just $3999.
It goes without saying you’ll be needing one of these …
Part of an exclusive line of custom Diamond Pacifiers that’s apparently “the newest trend in celebrity baby gifting”, this little number is available at Personalized Pacifiers. It features over 278 pave cut white diamonds totaling 3 carats surrounded by white gold.
Less fancy, but more affordable …
Handmade is always nice …
Especially when it comes with a bit of sparkle …
Fancy something out of this world?
Whip up a castle cake to celebrate …
Ensure they’re born with a silver spoon in their mouth …
And of course, it must be Tiffany, darling.
Are you excited about the royal baby? I’m not … yet.
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