Wow it’s been a busy 24 hours in Hollywood – threats, violence, fat tweets, groping and the latest Hammaconda news …

Jon: lay off the Hammaconda


Jon Hamm has opened up about the obsession the paparazzi, fans and gossip columnists have with his nether regions.

“Yeah, I’m familiar,” he tells the new issue of Rolling Stone.

“Most of it’s tongue-in-cheek, but it is a little rude. It just speaks to a broader freedom that people feel like they have — a prurience.

“They’re called ‘privates’ for a reason. I’m wearing pants, for f–k’s sake. Lay off.”

While he tries to keep things in perspective, he admits the public obsession with the Hammaconda is getting to him. “I mean, it’s not like I’m a f—ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c–k, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal [of fame]. “But whatever, I guess it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”

In other Hammaconda news: Two underwear companies – Jockey and Fruit of the Loom – have offered to come to Jon’s rescue. A rep for Jockey said: “Jockey would like to offer our support for Jon Hamm in the form of a lifetime supply of Jockey underwear.”

Fruit of the Loom said: “We want people to be themselves. And if going Commando makes you happy, we say go for it. But in case you change your mind, we got you covered.”

Somehow I think interest in the Hammaconda isn’t going away any time soon.

Watch The Wolverine trailer!


The first trailer for The Wolverine has been release and it reveals the character faces his greatest threat in the new movie – his own mortality.

A Japanese soldier who Wolverine saved during World War II tracks Logan down many years later and offers to make him mortal. Then Logan character gets wounded and says “I’m not healing like before” … uh oh!

Drool over Hugh Jackman – and his abs – here:


Sean Penn’s son under fire


TMZ has a video of Sean Penn’s 19-year-old son Hopper ramming a paparazzi photographer who tried to take his photo. When the African American photographer yelled at him for being too rough, Hopper called him a “faggot” and a “nigger”.

The police were called, but the photographer didn’t want to press charges. Sean Penn’s publicist has issued an apology on his son’s behalf: “I was accosted by paparazzi and made to feel like an animal – threatened and under attack, but that does not condone my own actions. I deeply regret my choice of words.”

Sean was with his son at the time but stayed calm. Probably because he was sentenced to three years probation for kicking a photographer four years ago.

Justin spits in neighbour’s face


Meanwhile, TMZ reveals charges are being pressed against Justin Bieber for spitting in his neighbor’s face and threatened to kill him

“Law enforcement and neighbors tell TMZ … Bieber hocked a loogie in the man’s face during a heated confrontation Tuesday morning.  We’re told Justin’s Ferrari had arrived on a flatbed truck at around 8:00 AM and Justin decided to take it for a ride in the gated community.  A number of neighbors say Justin was driving insanely fast – the complaining neighbor says 100 mph.

“The man – a 47-year-old successful businessman and father of 3 – went onto Justin’s Calabasas property and screamed, “You can’t drive like this!”  The man told deputies, Justin responded by saying , “Get the f**k out of here,” and then he spit in the guy’s face and said, “I’m gonna f**king kill you.”

“The man filed a battery report and we’re told he wants Bieber prosecuted and will not back down.”


Babies for Chris and Rihanna?


Chris Brown has told Ryan Seacrest in a radio interview that he and Rihanna are considering having a baby.

“It’s in a part of my brain, definitely,” he said, before explaining he likes to help out his family and friends. “So the family is there, its going to be what it is, hopefully that’s in the future and I can just wait it out. ”

As for his remorse over beating his girlfriend, he said:  “Everybody has a temper, but for me, it was not knowing how to control it when I thought I had the world in my hands.”

Since then,  he has “tried my best to be the best man I could be over the years and show her how remorseful and sorry I was for the incident.”


Rebel tricks Channing into copping a feel


Rebel Wilson has filmed another cheeky promo for the MTV Movie Awards with Channing Tatum.

This time she tricks him to feel inside her bra to find her gun, when it’s actually hidden in the glove box.

See it here …


Channing’s surprise crush


Meanwhile, Channing Tatum has told The Sun that he would have sex with Ge0rge Clooney.

“I’ve spent time with George Clooney, and he’s the most interesting man on the planet. He can do it all. I guess what I’m saying is I’d have sex with him,” Tatum reportedly said at a screening for his new movie White House Down.

The two men were spotted subaking together at Clooney’s vacation home in northern Italy last summer after Tatum’s wife, Jenna Dewan, and Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keibler, became good friends.


Tori shares first moments with bub


Tori Spelling has shared a video of the moment she first met her new son, moments after undergoing a complicated and painful caesarean.

“I’m so thrilled that we have these videos from one of the happiest days of our lives,” she writes on her website. “The pregnancy with Finn was tough, and the fact that in the end we were able to bring a healthy and happy baby into this world means more to me and Dean than we can ever express.”

Tori was diagnosed with placenta previa at 20-weeks pregnant and rushed to hospital, where she spent 10 weeks receiving treatment followed by four months of bed rest, at one stage there was even discussion of  her pregnancy being terminated to save her life.

See the video here:


Jim attacked


Predictably, Jim Carrey has been slammed for his anti-guns song, Cold Dead Hands.

And, surprisingly, it’s journalists leading the charge. The most heated critic was Fox News personality Greg Gutfeld who said: “He is probably the most pathetic tool on the face of the earth and I hope his career is dead and I hope he ends up sleeping in a car.” Gutfeld continued his tirade against Carrey, saying, “This video made me want to go out and buy a gun. He thinks this is biting satire going after rural America and a dead man… He’s a dirty, stinking coward… He’s such a pathetic, sad, little freak. He’s a gibbering mess. He’s a modern bigot.”

Jim isn’t bothered, he tweeted: “I’d like to respond to all the conservative bundits out there personally but I’m far too busy NOT stumping for the gun companies!”

Missed the video? See it here.


Kirstie Alley tweets fat photo


Kirstie Alley has famously battled her weight for years, but she retains a sense of humor about about her size.

She’s posted a photo of an obese woman in a red bikini with her own head photoshopped onto the woman’s body with the caption: “I was getting too skinny so last week I started drinking beer.”

Then she added: “or … does this picnic table males butt look big?”

Actually, now that I think about it, it veers more to the bizarre than the funny.


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