HouseGoesHollywood: Katie strips, Madonna dresses as a boy scout, Heidi seduces teen

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It’s been a sexy weekend, from Katie Holmes going semi-naked on the beach to Heidi Klum’s raunchy burger commercial and Oprah discussing her big “breastes” on national TV. Eeek!

Katie’s strip tease

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Katie Holmes is the latest in a looooooong line of celebs to strip for the cameras. Her excuse? She’s the face of H.Stern’s Iris collection.

We don’t think Tom Cruise would approve AT ALL!

But then maybe that’s why she did it …

 

Speaking of sexy ads …

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Heidi Klum has stripped down to a skimpy negligee and recreated the famous Mrs Robinson scene from Dustin Hoffman’s movie classic The Graduate in an ad for burger chain Carl Jr’s Jim Beam Bourbon Burger.

“Basically, I am Mrs. Robinson and I am seducing this cute little boy… with my burger,” Heidi said in a behind-the-scenes video from the shoot.

“I shove the burger in his mouth in a sexy way,” she added.

Watch the making of the commercial here. Heidi reckons she ate lots of the burgers while filming, but we don’t think she swallowed …

 

Oprah says Terrence “misbehaved” with her “breastses”

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Oprah Winfrey has addressed the inappropriate comments her The Butler co-star Terrence Howard made about filming a sex scene with her.

Howard now-infamously told Movie Fanatic: “Oprah and I had such chemistry. To be able to make out with Oprah and to have love scenes with her and those tig ol’ bitties… I mean she’s very, very, very beautiful.

“She’s such a lovely, voluptuous woman… I mean that was wonderful. That was wonderful.”

Oprah’s response: “It was supposed to be like a little scene, and because Terrence Howard misbehaved it turned into a bigger scene, and then a bigger scene. He’s a misbehaving kind of boy…. He was on the TV talking about my Breastses…. I do have big Breastses.”

Watch the interview here.

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Hot mama!

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Sporting a teeny black bikini, Penelope Cruz has been spotted with her growing baby belly in Barbados. Looking good, Pene!

 

Ryan Gosling’s adorable tween interview

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Check out this cute video of Ryan Gosling from his Mickey Mouse Club days, showing off his hometown of Cornwall, Ontario.

To summarize:

* Cornwall is on the border between Canada and the United States. Also, Ryan Gosling has no need for a passport. (“Now I’m in Canada. Now I’m in the U.S. Now I’m in Canada. Now I’m in the U.S.”).

* “It’s always Christmas” at the music store downtown.

* His dog is named Smidgen, as in … OMG that is so cute.

* Cornwall is very vegetarian-friendly: “There’s lots of free corn all over the place.”

* Ryan is definitely Canadian: “I like hockey ’cause, like, it’s really cool ’cause you can like do all this stuff and put it in the net and stuff like that and I love that about hockey.”

OK, my anti-Ryan stance is definitely melting …

 

Curling up with embarrassment

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Bradley Cooper in hair curlers. That is all.

 

Parents to sue Charlie?

Parents at the school Charlie Sheen’s daughter attended are calling for him to be prosecuted after he ordered millions of his Twitter followers to deface Viewpoint School in Los Angeles with dog poo, rotten eggs and toilet paper.

A meeting was held at the school last Thursday night about Sheen, who urged fans to exact revenge on the school because it did nothing to address a bullying situation involving his 9-year-old daughter Sam.

TMZ reports: “As far as they’re concerned, Sheen has demonstrated over and over that he’s a credible threat and a violent person — and brought up the litany of allegations the actor has faced over the years … including claims he threatened to shoot someone with a super 90, held a knife to his ex-wife’s throat, shot Kelly Preston, and trapped a hooker in his hotel room (he was never prosecuted for any of the alleged incidents). ”

“As a result, the parents — including one lawyer — want Sheen prosecuted for criminal threats as well as inciting violence. We’re told the parents plan to get in touch with authorities to get the ball rolling.”

Doctor Who returns – finally!

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As a delirious Doctor Who fan, I couldn’t resist the urge to indocrinate you too! Here’s a preview of the new series, which debuts on March 30 in the United States and UK (March 31 in Oz) and kick off the show’s 50th year with a run of eight shows.

How cool does that look?

 

Jen’s sunscreen bribe

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Jennifer Garner has been talking sunscreen and kids at the Neutrogena Sun Summit. Specifically how she educates Violet, 7, Seraphina, 4, and Samuel, 1, about sun safety.

“We talk about skin health, and they know why they have to wear sunscreen,” she says. “If someone forgets, they’ll say ‘Hey, did you forget to put sunscreen on me?’”

She also praises Neutrogena’s kid-friendly SPF application options for making things a little easier at home: “I give them a stick that they can rub on their faces. Or they can do a spray if they want it fast. I’ve used everything.”

And Garner admits she’s not above rewarding her kids for remembering their sunscreen.

“I know it’s horrible — and I’m admitting to bribery — but I’ve given them an M&M [for putting] sunscreen on before,” Garner reveals. “I’ve [also] done a sticker chart. I’ll do whatever it takes — it has to be a non-negotiable part of life.”

Gwyneth’s miscarriage heartache

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Gwyneth Paltrow has revealed to The Mail on Sunday’s You magazine that she longs for another child after having a devastating miscarriage, but that she may have “missed the window” to become a mother again.

“My children ask me to have a baby all the time,” she says. “And you never know, I could squeeze one more in. I am missing my third. I’m thinking about it.

“But I had a really bad experience when I was pregnant with my third. It didn’t work out and I nearly died. So I am like, “Are we good here or should we go back and try again?'”

Read the full interview here. 

 

Madonna’s latest shocker

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Never one to shy away from controversy, Madonna has attended The GLAAD Media Awards – recognising and honoring the media for their fair, accurate and inclusive representations of the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community and the issues that affect their lives – dressed as a boy scout.

Madonna discussed the Boy Scouts ban on gay members then passionately kissed famously gay TV reporter Anderson Cooper while in full regalia.

 

Eva loves her mum

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Happy birthday to fellow Piscean Eva Longoria, who turned 38 on Saturday and celebrated with her mum! She tweeted: “Me and mama having birthday lunch! Gorgeous day in LA!” Sweet!

Tori’s surprisingly down-to-earth bash

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Speaking of birthdays, Tori Spelling‘s son Liam turned six last week. Tori wrote at her website, EdiTORIal: “As you all know, my baby Liam turned 6 a few days ago, and we celebrated with a birthday party at Chucky Cheese!”

Now, for those unfamiliar with a Chucky Cheese birthday party – it’s a fast food chain like McDonalds, on acid. Not necessarily what I’d have expected a TV celeb to do. But good on her for keeping it real. I’m just hoping that other kids were at the party – there aren’t any in the pics, but perhaps Tori is protecting their privacy. Fingers crossed Liam had little buddies along.

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OK, there was one thing fancy about the celebration – the zombie cake.

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