Weddings, divorce rumours, babies, scary mentoring offers … it’s been a busy weekend in La La Land.
Josh is pure mummy porn
Stop it Josh Duhamel, you’re making me giddy.
The daddy-to-be has admitted he’s already bonding with his unborn baby in the womb.
“I’ve had full conversations with the baby already,” he joked to People magazine. “I’m trying my best to communicate from beyond the womb. Whether it can hear me, I don’t know, but I’m talking to it a lot.”
He also admits to loving his wife Fergie‘s pregnancy glow.
“She looks so beautiful,” he says. “I look at her now as not only as my beautiful wife, but also as the woman carrying our child. That takes our relationship to a whole new level.”
The truth about Jennifer and Bradley
There’s been wild speculation that Bradley Cooper and his Silver Linings Playbook co-star Jennifer Lawrence are dating, but she begs to differ.
According to Jennifer, she’s actually been trying to find him a girlfriend.
“I feel like all I’ve been doing lately is setting him up,” she’s revealed. “I was like, ‘You know what? I’m gonna save time and just get you a booklet with pictures of my friends. You just go through and pick them out, because this is getting exhausting.'”
Tori slams divorce rumours
Tori Spelling has come out fighting after Star magazine published a cover story saying she was getting a divorce.
Her response was an open letter refuting the allegations and slamming the magazine for distressing her young children.
The letter reads in part:
My son Liam is turning 6 in a couple weeks. His proudest achievement so far in his young life is that he is learning to read. Until now, when that pride turned to sorrow thanks to Star magazine. He first spotted me on the cover, then Dad, and then a picture of himself and his 3 younger siblings. He was able to read two things out loud, the word DIVORCE (which he proudly sounded out) and the caption above his picture which read “Who will get the kids?” He became terrified … He was anxiously biting his lower lip and his big blue eyes were filled with tears. My heart sank.
Driving home I repeatedly told my children, “That magazine doesn’t know us. Daddy and I are very happy and in love. There will be no divorce and all of us will remain together as a family”. Stella, my literal one, just kept saying ”But then why is it on the magazine? Magazines are true.” I wish that were always the case.
Modern Family star’s very modern wedding
Modern Family star Jesse Tyler Ferguson has announced details of his upcoming marriage to fiancé, lawyer Justin Mikita.
The couple, who got engaged during a holiday to Mexico last July, are getting married in the upcoming American summer.
“No Groomzilla here,” Jesse told People magazine. “We have a really great wedding planner who is managing everything. It’s been very exciting. I’m very picky about things, and everything is coming together nicely.”
One thing guests can expect at the wedding: good drinks.
“We really want a great mixologist for a craft cocktail bar,” says Justin. “We are looking around for one. There are some great New York speakeasies like Milk and Honey. … So we’re trying to bring a cool vibe like that to our wedding.”
Trapped!
In other Modern Family news … three stars of the show had a harrowing experience when they got stuck in an elevator together. The trio were were on their way to a fundraiser for the Boys & Girls Clubs of Greater Kansas City when the elevator at the Sheraton Kansas City Hotel broke down.
So what did they do? Tweeted their way through the crisis.
“Stuck in an elevator for 35 mins,” Jesse Tyler Ferguson tweeted.
“After a quick hour trapped in the service elevator, we were rescued,” Julie Bowen tweeted.
“That’s my mom in blue,” Eric Stonestreet tweeted, “I honestly handled being stuck in an elevator better than I thought. All Jesse did was pass wind.”
P.Diddy’s bed-wetting confession
Sean “Diddy” Combs and Mark Wahlberg have gone into business together with their own water brand, AQUAhydrate, and Diddy found a unique way to market it when the pair appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres show.
He confessed to being a bed-wetter as a kid and blamed drinking cordial for it.
“One thing I want to say is, I grew up as a Kool-Aid kid. Never drank water. I used to pour a half a pound of sugar into the Kool-Aid,” he said. “Besides it having me bouncing off the walls, I used to be a bed wetter. OK, I guess I’m confessing that I used to be a bed wetter.”
“There is something about sugar that makes you wet the bed. So to all you boys and girls out there, as Muhammad Ali used to tell you [to] brush your teeth, I’m telling you to drink water, OK? It will stop you from wetting the bed, and you won’t be embarrassed in front of the girls at sleepovers.”
Rihanna won’t be a victim again
Rihanna has told UK Elle magazine that her new single, Stay, is a story about true love and wanting it to last forever, and she now feels that way about her boyfriend, Chris Brown.
“You don’t have that feeling with everybody so when you have it, you don’t want to let go of it,” Rihanna said. “I would definitely say he is the one I have that kind of relationship with.”
She says the gun tattoo she sports on her ribcage is a symbol of her strength.
“Everybody wanted to know what was happening in my life. Is she a drug addict? No. Is she an alcoholic? No. Is she a victim? No,” she said. “That’s why I got the gun. It was a symbol of strength. I’ll never be a victim.”
When the magazine asked her where she expects to be in five years time, she replied: “I will probably have a kid … I want health and happiness in five years. I want to be healthy and happy.”
We’ll always have Paris
I missed this gossip item about Paris Hilton‘s boyfriend, River Viiperi, having an accident on the ski slops in Lake Tahoe early in February.
But when I saw this pic of Paris striking a pose as her boyfriend was hauled away by the paramedics, I just had to share it.
Because doing your best Zoolander impression is the natural response when your beloved’s leg gets ripped open.
Here’s what she had to say on her Twitter feed: “Such a scary day on the slopes today. After seeing the gash on @RiverViiperi’s leg, I almost passed out. I have never seen a cut that deep in my life. He is so brave, I can’t even imagine the pain he went through today.”
Rebel meets her crush
Aussie actress Rebel Wilson is hosting the 2013 MTV Movie Awards on April 14 and she’s been filming promos for it with her Hollywood crush, Channing Tatum.
She tweeted this pic of the pair bonding on set: “I got action onset with @channingtatum today. He is pure man steak luscious x”
Britney’s sister is engaged
Britney Spears‘ sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, announced her engagement to boyfriend Jamie Watson, via Instagram on Saturday night.
“Guesssss what??????” she wrote. “#Hedidgood.”
The singer and actress famously gave birth to daughter Maddie, 4, at age 16.
(Er, that’s right folks, Jamie is marrying Jamie …)
Charlie Sheen wants to mentor LiLo!
Charlie Sheen has taken Lindsay Lohan under his wing.
He’s told TMZ: “I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not. She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to me for some advice from a guy who’s been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey.”
He adds, “If she listens, she’ll win. If she doesn’t, that’s on her.”
The pair struck up a friendship while working together on Scary Movie 5. Since then Charlie has lent Lindsay $100,000 to help with her tax problems, organised a dress for her for a function (which was trashed by “her dress shredding club buddies”) and has offered her a part in an upcoming episode of his TV show, Anger Management.
Charlie also claims his interest is totally non-sexual: “I love her, I respect her, and I’ve never laid a finger on her that wasn’t on film. How ya like me now, America?”
Now there’s a scary thought, Charlie Sheen as your mentor …
Christian Slater thought his fiance was a lesbian
Christian Slater made a big announcement on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last week: he’s engaged to girlfriend Brittany Lopez! The couple have been dating for more than three years.
He admits he thought she was a lesbian when they first met. “This girl came walking along with another lady, a slightly older lady. I was sitting in my usual spot, eating my oatmeal … and this spot was famous for people proposing to each other. And the next thing I know, she gets down on one knee and proposes to this older lady,” reveals the actor. “I thought I had just witnessed a nice lesbian engagement, so I was coming over to say congratulations, but it turns out it was her aunt, and she was just trying to help her aunt capture the beauty and the romance of the moment. She was making a joke, and I witnessed it, and it intrigued me, and the next thing I knew, we were hanging out in the Everglades.”
Christian was previously wed to Ryan Haddon. They share two kids, Jaden, 13, and Eliana, 11.
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