The more celebs change, the more they stay strange …
Lady Gaga likes pink pubic hair
Celebuzz has got its hands on Lady Gaga‘s Monster Ball tour rider as part of the court documents from the lawsuit involving her former assistant, Jennifer O’Neill.
And her demands are pretty out-there: her dressing room must be decorated in a “glam rock” fashion, furnished with white leather couches, fresh roses, black satin drapes and … a “manquin [sic] with puffy pink public [sic] hair”.
Oh-kay. I’m hoping that’s Gaga just having a sense of humour, you know, joshing with the tour organisers …
The requirments go on … there must be “old rock posters from her favorite artists [like] David Bowie, Queen, Elton John and Billy [sic] Holiday” on the walls, plus fan art from her Monsters fans.
Food requests include: whole wheat bread, bran flakes or Special K (with no berries or raisins), organic teas and milk, Hiro strawberry jam and peanut butter with flax seed that contain no more than four grams of sugar.
I’d expect nothing less for the self-proclaimed Queen of the Universe.
Michelle opens up about her man
Michelle Williams has confessed she didn’t know who boyfriend Jason Segel was when they first met.
“I didn’t actually realize who he was before I started dating him,” she tells the latest issue of In Style magazine.
“I mean, I saw the Muppets movie, and I thought, ‘Oh, that’s cute,’ but the truth is I didn’t realise he made a lot of very popular, funny movies or was on a TV show.”
The other thing that surprised her most about her beau was his height.
“I didn’t realize he was so tall,” she jokes about her 193cm man (she’s 163cm). “I thought, ‘Hey, man, you’re cramping my style!’ I tried wearing wedge heels for a while to compensate,” she continues, “but it wasn’t me and I just gave up.”
Pink: people told me “you’re not pretty enough”
In a cover story for the latest Redbook magazine, Pink confesses people told her she’d never appear on magazine covers because she wasn’t wasn’t pretty enough.
“I’m totally comfortable with that,” she says. “I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I’m funny and I’m a good person.”
“Feeling beautiful to me is when I feel good in my leather pants and my husband grabs my ass. Or when I’m sitting on a mat and my daughter runs to me with complete joy. Beautiful has never been my goal. Joy is my goal – to feel healthy and strong and powerful and useful and engaged and intelligent and in love. It’s about joy.”
Celebrities mistaken for children
Emma Watson isn’t the only actress being mistake for a child by airport security (she tweeted before Christmas: “Passport control: ‘Unaccompanied minor?’ Me: ‘Sorry?’ Passport control: ‘Where is ur (your) guardian?’ Me: ‘I’m 22!!!!!!!’ Never wearing a back pack again… The really sad thing is that this is not the first time this has happened.”)
Rachel Bilson tells the March edition of UK Women’s Health magazine: “I was flying back home into LAX the other day and the security guard at the airport stopped me and said, ‘Honey, where’s your family?’ And I’m like, ‘I’m 31!’
“Maybe when I’m 40 I’ll appreciate it, but as I get older and get wrinkles I’m worried it’ll be, ‘She’s the weirdest-looking teenager I’ve ever seen’.”
As for how she manages to look so amazing in a pair of teeny shorts, she says: “I don’t do the super-clean-living LA thing. Everyone is obsessed with kale and hiking. And there’s a massive amount of juicing going on.
“I’m not into the gym. I prefer dancing or tennis. I’m not great – no Wimbledon next year – but I’m trying to get better.
“My guilty pleasure is Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And I’m obsessed with cereal.”
So, she’s a 31-year-old who has the face of a teenager and she doesn’t diet or work out at the gym … damn you, Rachel.
Who’s the sexy actress?
I’m not an Eastenders watcher, so I don’t have the slightest clue who Gillian Taylforth might be. By wow, does she look amazing in a bikini at age 57.
That’s right, 57.
The actress showed off her stunning figure in a shoot with Closer magazine.
How does she manage to look so good?
“In the past couple of years, I’ve started doing Zumba three or four times a week, which really keeps me in shape,” she reveals. “I have a set of three hand weights from Argos, so I try to do a few reps of those every day. I eat healthily and I don’t eat a lot of meat. I’d rather skip the meat and have the veg when I have a meal.”
Gillian, you annoy me too.
housegoeshome 
57!! Seriously!!!!
I know! I couldn’t believe it.