Nothing Compares 2 Food

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My Ode to Feb Fast (I’ve started a day early and I’m dropping carbs instead of cabernet) with a little help from Sinead O’Connor …

It’s been seven hours and fifteen seconds
Since I took the carbs away
I lay awake all night and I want to sleep all day
Since I took the carbs away

Since they’ve been gone I can chew whatever veg I want
I can sip tea whenever I choose
I can eat salad in a fancy restaurant
But nothing
I said nothing can take away the carb blues
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to (real) food

It’s been so lonely without bread here
Like a bird without a crumb
Nothing can stop my lonely tummy from rumbling
Tell me belly, where did I go wrong?

I can put my gums around all the celery sticks I see
But they only remind me of what I’d rather chew  

I went to the doctor n’guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said girl u better try and avoid buns
No matter what you do
He’s so cruel
`Cause nothing compares
Nothing compares to (real) food

All the kilos that you added, mama
On my backside
Better slide now you’ve gone away
I know that living without hot chips will be sometimes hard
I’m already killing to give ’em another fry

Nothing compares
Nothing compares to (real) food
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to (real) food
Nothing compares
Nothing compares to (real) food

6 thoughts on “Nothing Compares 2 Food

  1. Reading your blog usually leaves a smile on my face most mornings, but today I have been chuckling along as I read and that’s even before my 2nd cup of coffee.
    Thanks for the laugh, really enjoyed the read (sing-a-long) and best of luck keeping those carbs away

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