If I were rich … I would buy Sprog 2 a cherry blossom tree lamp for her bedroom. I think it would look quite magical in the corner, lit up at night.
Twilight Trees (www.twilighttrees.com.au) sells 1.8m ones for $1800, but they have white trunks. I’m more a brown trunk girl, call me a realist …
NB To all the wowsers out there : should I miraculously become extravagant monetarily endowed, I will donate a similar amount to charity for each Bizarre Lust Object that I purchase. Does that shut you up?

Magical! And definitely brown trunk.