HouseGoesHollywood: Mag of the week, Keith scores Idol gig, miserable Miley

The Mag I Bought This Week award goes to …

It felt like there was a huge elephant that all the weekly magazines were politely ignoring in my local newsagency this morning … Princess Kate’s nipples being snapped by a paparazzi photographer.

The Sunday newspapers asked the editors of Woman’s Day, New Idea and WHO whether they would be running the photographs and, while they were all thinking “I wish!”, they tightly pursed their lips and primly replied: “We saw them on Friday and turned them down immediately.”

Because Friday is the worst day of the week to be offered pics of Royal boobies. You’ve already gone to press with Monday’s issue and by the following Monday they’ll be ooooooooold news.

Oh, OK, and you might be a bit worried about invasion of privacy, public backlash etc.

Not like the good old days, when Fergie’s toes being sucked made all the front pages.

So who won The Mag Of The Week Award? Click over to Village Voices to check …

http://blogs.kidspot.com.au/villagevoices/magland-the-elephant-in-the-room-with-royal-nipples/

Keith Urban scores American Idol judging role

Keith Urban‘s amazing work on the Aussie talent show The Voice has caught the attention of the American Idol producers, with the announcement overnight that he will join Mariah Carey, Randy Jackson and Nicki Minaj on the judging panel of the next season of the show, which debuts in January.

“It’s really an honor to have been invited to be a part of the American Idol family,” Keith says. “I’m looking forward to working with everyone and to seeing the same passion that I have for music in all of the participants.”

Mariah will reportedly score about $18 million for the season, wonder how much Keith will take home?

Idol host Ryan Seacrest tweeted a photo of himself with the judges, captioned: “It’s official, your new #IdolJudges are @MariahCarey, @NickiMinaj, @KeithUrban & @Yo_RandyJackson!”

Fears for Amanda Bynes

TMZ is reporting that actress Amanda Bynes, who has had her driver’s licence suspended and is facing court for two hit-and-run incidents, may have “serious mental issues”.

“Several people from her gym — Equinox in West Hollywood – tell us, she has been showing increasingly alarming signs of delusional behavior. One person says Amanda came to the gym Thursday looking dazed and began speaking with herself — making comments and then answering back.

“Another person says when Amanda was on the elliptical, she would stop suddenly and start “laughing hysterically for no reason.” She did this periodically throughout her workout. This person says he’s seen her dozens of times in the last few months, and says it’s apparent her condition is “deteriorating.”

“Several of Amanda’s neighbors echo the concern over Amanda’s condition. One tells us he observed her on several occasions having long conversations with inanimate objects.”

Dlisted says: “Yes, Amanda could be in need of a 5150, but it could also be nothing. If you asked my neighbors about me, they’d probably say that I’m crazy with invisible friends and I regularly talk to myself in the hallways and the only visits I get are from the Fresh Direct delivery people and some dude with a bulging backpack that smells like Irish Spring and cheap cologne (that’s my weed man). I mean, I talk to myself all the time. I know all of my posts read like I just barfed out the words in 10 seconds, but sometimes I put some serious thought into this shit. Finding different ways to describe the journey of a fart is hard work. So sometimes when I’m walking my dog, I’ll write the post in my head and then say it out loud to myself. I’m sure many people who have witnessed me talking to myself have called Bellevue to tell them that one of their patients escaped to Brooklyn. “You better come quick and you better bring a tranquilizer gun, because it looks like he’s taken a little black dog hostage” is what they say to the operator at Bellevue.

“What I’m saying is that Amanda and I should share a room at Bellevue, because we’re both fucking nuts.

“Or this could really, really be nothing. Maybe Amanda’s just talking into her Bluetooth headset? Because talking into a Bluetooth headset makes everyone look like a schizophrenic.”

Miley depressed?

Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus has fans worried after posting some bleak tweets that suggested all was not well with her and her relationship.

Late last week she wrote: “ever feel like you want just…. something more. not sure what exactly… passion perhaps? sometimes i feel like i love everyone more than they love me. hatttte that feeling. Thought of the day: maybe it’s not that they love you less, they just love you the most they are capable of loving.”

She followed it up with: “& no there is not trouble in paradise…. just thoughts.”

Three days later, Miley and fiance Liam Hemsworth put on a public show of unity as they enjoyed a night out at the Troubadour club in West Hollywood last night.

She tweeted: ‘Having some quality fiancé time. just what I needed.’

Hot pics & clicks

* The Tom Cruise positive PR campaign has kicked things up a notch. Son Conor Tweeted this pic of himself with his dad and sister Isabella, with the caption: “#LoveMyFamily.” Connor wrote underneath the black-and-white group photo, in which a young Isabella embraces baby Connor and her father.

* Eva Longoria is dating Mark Sanchez, pics here.