Hug a Ginger Day

It ain’t easy being a redhead. You are pale, you are freckly, your hair is a weird colour and people make fun of it. I have no idea why I was so thrilled when Sprog 1 was born with red fuzz on her head. I didn’t think, poor little thing, you’ll blister in the sun, you’ll be called a ranga, you’ll curse your tresses. I was totally besotted with my little mini-me. Sprog 1’s red hair grew like grass, straight up in the air. It was quite the talking point. When gravity finally took hold, it fell into a perfect, silky bob (with a little help from the hairdresser). It never needed combing, it was streaked with gold and glorious. Sprog 1 has never mentioned any ranga teasing in the playground. It probably helps that she has honeyed skin, not ghostly white; she’s freckle free, aside from a cute little sprinkle on her nose; and she has dark lashes and brows, not invisible ones. My childhood wasn’t quite so asthetically pleasing. You couldn’t put a pin between my freckles (well, except for the big white spot in the middle of my nose that got so badly burnt once, all the melanin was seared out). Many years were spent in the shadows during my teens, studious fading those bloody freckles. Then I went on a school ski trip and recoiled in horror when I looked in the mirror at lunchtime. Every damn one was back, they were bold and I wanted to weep. Fortunately, in my 20s, I grew into my hair and out of my freckles. And I discovered there were men who fancy redheads. Like Husband. But being a redhead still presents challenges. I burn in bright sun in 15 minutes flat, even when slathered in 30+ suncream. Going on Asian holidays often feels like I’m the bearded lady in sideshow alley. I remember walking into a suburban park in Bangkok once and a hush falling over the crowd. Everyone stopping what they were doing and turned to stare. In Singapore, they call caucasians “ang-mo”, which means “red-haired” or “red devils”. They’re not the only ones – in the Middle Ages, red hair and green eyes were thought to be signs of a witch. Redheads require higher levels of anaesthetic, which makes the dentist lots of fun at needle time. Wikipedia includes such cheering facts as: “In November 2008 social networking website Facebook received criticism after a ‘Kick a Ginger’ group, which aimed to establish a “National Kick a Ginger Day” on November 20, acquired almost 5000 members. A 14-year-old boy from Vancouver who ran the Facebook group was subjected to an investigation by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police for possible hate crimes.” And “In December 2009 British supermarket chain Tesco was forced to withdraw a Christmas card which had the image of a child with red hair sitting on the lap of Santa Claus, and the words: “Santa loves all kids. Even ginger ones” after customers complained the card was offensive.” I was discussing the downsides to being a redhead with a fellow tawny mum over drinks the other night. And we agreed that whatever the disadvantages, it was better than being a redheaded man. Or worse, dating one. Redheaded women are generally repelled by redheaded men. And vice versa. Perhaps it’s a biological imperative to stop albinism or something. There are exceptions. I was completely ga-ga over a ginger boy called Gavin at my Sunday School. And I once shared a flat with a divine rust-haired surfer (though his habit of louding blowing his nose into his hand in the shower cooled the heat in my loins somewhat). All the brunettes at drinks opposed our aversion. They insisted Damian Lewis from Homeland was totally HOT. Can’t see it myself. He’ll always be icky Soames in my eyes. But good on him for waving the sexy redhead flag.

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13 thoughts on “Hug a Ginger Day

  1. My first ever crush was a red-headed boy. I get really offended with the anti-ranga attitude. And realised I have four very good female friends who are red-heads. So I guess you could say I am pro-redhead!!

  2. I quite like redheads! And you stand out from the crowd. Definitely would NEVER get lost in Asian countries. Perhaps that is why I have spent much of my adult life dying my hair to BE a redhead. Hmmmmm we all want what we don’t have I guess.

  3. I have both a niece & a nephew who are redheads. My nephew is 15 today, very athletic (plays rugby league and is a excellent shot put & discus thrower) and is really big for his age. He has had his fair share of fights at school when the red-head slogans come out – he just doesn’t back down over who he is and his hair. He is a great kid and my godson.
    My neice is only two and has all that to look forward too. However, it is her birthday and I have been requested to buy specific pastel coloured clothes for her birthday this weekend as her mother feels some colours will clash too much with her hair. My three just have the same colour hair as their Mum & Dad (brown) and miss out on all the fun a redhead must have.

      • I’ve been there two years, and it was amazing indeed, so now it is time to start such a tradition on this continent ( or at least try state by state 😀 )

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