On the heels of Chris Brown’s sexist rant yesterday, Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend, Scott Disick has somehow managed to horrify me even more …
Shame on you Scott
Kourtney Kardashian weeps in the latest episode of Kourtney And Kim Take Miami when her boyfriend Scott Disick tells her she’s not losing her baby weight fast enough.
He snipes: “Last time around you tried to watch what you were eating, after you had Mason … at least you were losing weight.”
“You are so crazy, I’m trying to do it the healthy way,” replies Kourtney, who collapsed on a run after her last pregnancy after not eating enough while on a bikini diet.
Scott’s answer: “Just do it faster. You’re my piece of machinery!”
Kourtney complained earlier in the episode that she was struggling losing the weight after giving birth to daughter Penelope in July last year.
“I feel like it’s definitely harder this time to lose the weight,” Kourtney said.
Scott replied: “If I would have fell in love with you a couple of pounds overweight, this would be my ideal weight, but I fell in love with you when you were super skinny.”
He then turned and told the camera: “Right now seems to be probably the heaviest she’s ever been not pregnant. When we had Mason I remember her trying to whip herself back into shape pretty quick. This time around it seems like it’s the least of her concerns, and the only thing she thinks about are the kids.”
In another scene, Kourtney weighed herself – after amitting she and Scott urinate before getting on the scales to make sure they are as light as possible.
She discovered she was 115 pounds (52kg), prompting Scott to ask what she thought the ideal weight was for someone who is 5ft (152cm). She replied 105 pounds (47.5kg). He asked what she weighed when they first met – 95 pounds [43kg] – then sighed and said: “I feel like 93 [42kg] is the dream.”
(According to Weight Watchers the correct weight for a woman 152cm tall is 46-58kg.)
What a despicable man!
Kim’s vampire facial
In other revolting Kardashian news, Kim Kardashian has had a blood facial.
“I love trying anything that makes you look and feel youthful,” she said.
During the procedure, a large needle drew blood from her arm before the sample was spun in a machine to remove the platelets. Then doctors then use small needles to reinsert the blood into the thin levels of her skin.
The facial costs around $1000 and claims to fill in wrinkles.
“Owww,” Kim wailed during the procedure. “Oh my God. I will never get a facelift if it feels like that.”
Kelly jokes about hospital stay
Kelly Osbourne remains in hospital after her seizure scare but is managing to joke about the situation. She tweeted: “My life is now like an episode of House = the impending fight against death and the look of fear in everyones faces!”
Her rep has been more upbeat: “Kelly is still in the hospital under observation as a precautionary measure. She is in good spirits and looking forward to getting back to her busy schedule.”
Meanwhile, Kelly’s mum Sharon Osbourne has been spotted visiting her daughter in hospital. “I want to thank everyone for their concern about @MissKellyO,” she tweeted. “She’s doing fine she’s at Cedars [Cinai Hospital] and is surrounded by the best doctors & love.”
Tina’s in vogue
Tina Turner has scored her first Vogue cover at the age of 73.
The singer stars on the latest German edition of the fashion title and is the oldest woman to have graced a Vogue cover since Meryl Streep appeared on the cover of US Vogue last year at age 62.
Tina’s adopted home isn’t far from Germany. She recently renounced her US citizenship to become Swiss after living in Zurich since the mid-1990s.
Tatt’s outrageous!
One Direction are in hot water for encouraging their teenaged fans to get tattoos.
On Saturday, a tweet sent from the One Direction account asked followers, “Have a real #1D tattoo? Show us! Submit a 90 sec YouTube video to 1d3dfan@gmail.com and show us why you should be in the @1D3Dmovie!” However, the tweet was subsequently deleted since many fans of the band are under 18.
One Direction spokesman Simon Jones said: “This tweet was posted in error and has now been removed. One Direction do not want to encourage any of their fans to get 1D tattoos.”
Now lead singer Harry Styles has fuelled the fire by getting a butterfly tattoo on his chest.
It joins tattoos including a ship on his left bicep in December and has two sparrows tattooed on his chest.
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