Gawd it’s hard writing a gossip column on an iPad. This is the best I could manage before throwing it across the room. Welcome to HouseGoesHollywood holiday-style. Normal reporting will resume on Monday, but I’ll limp along for the next few days as best I can.
Drew’s little cutie
How adorable is this pic of Drew Barrymore with her bub Olive? It was taken after Drew dressed her daughter up as a lobster for Halloween last year and was shared with viewers during an interview with Oprah Winfrey this week.
Chris Brown pranked
Just days after Kim Kardashian’s parents fell victim to the dangerous new prank of celebrity “swatting”, Chris Brown has been targeted.
TMZ reports: “Cops raced to Chris Brown’s Hollywood Hills home Monday afternoon … after someone called 911 and reported a domestic incident involving a gun, but we’re told it was all a prank.
“Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the caller claimed a mother and father were in a fight and the father went to another room in the house to get a gun. At that point the caller hung up, never mentioning it was Chris Brown’s house.
“When cops arrived there was no evidence of a gunman or for that matter any dispute.
“Chris was NOT home at the time.”
Celebs share their inauguration pics
Washington was crammed with famous faces over the weekend for the 2013 presidential inauguration. Here are just a few of the personal pics they shared …
Eva Longoria and hair stylist Ken Paves posed near a sign at The Inauguration Ball.
Eric Benet and his daughter India posed with Katy Perry and John Mayer at The Inaugural Ball.
Wilmer Valderrama hung out with pal Eva Longoria at a pre-inauguration event.
Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz posed with Michelle and Barack Obama at The Inauguration Ball.
Lindsay has no shame (well, just enough not to do reality TV)
Undeterred by him calling her a groupie, Lindsay Lohan has pinned down Max George from The Wanted for a happy snap.
Dlisted jokes: “Here’s a picture that Lindsay Lohan Instagrammed of her scissoring her nose as her latest stalking victim Max George screams for help while his ankle is shackled to the bed. Or maybe that’s one of LiLo’s demons showing itself. LiLo’s demon would wear a hoodie from American Apparel.”
But maybe those rumors he’s taken her home to meet his mum and dad are true!
It’s also been reported that Lindsay has turned down $500,000 to appear on Dancing With The Stars. Can you imagine the nightmare it would be getting her to turn up for rehearsals? Perhaps the producers were hoping the behind-the-scenes drama would be a ratings winner.