HouseGoesHollywood: Miley flashes, it’s tough being posh, Ryan’s true colours

Wading through the murk so you don’t have to …

Matt likes less, Gavin wants more

Matthew McConaughey didn’t want his wife to wear make-up on her wedding day … Gwen Stefani’s bloke wants her to wear make-up all the time … who’d you rather have as a husband?

Hmmm …

Camila McConaughey might be the face of Macy’s runway-inspired I.N.C. International Concepts fall 2012 collection, but she’s revealed that when she’s with her family, her husband prefers her to look fresh and natural.

“He likes as simple as possible. Less makeup, less everything,” Camila tells People magazine. “I remember for the wedding he was like, ‘Don’t put any makeup on,’ and I was like, ‘It’s our wedding, [I’m going to] want to put makeup on!’”

It’s a stark contrast to Gwen Stefani, who admitted to Vogue recently that hubby Gavin Rossdale likes a bit of slap: “I’ve always been a girl who loves to dress up. I already put my makeup on twice today: I put it on to take my kid to school, and then I went home, washed my face, and put it on again to have lunch with you. I like to make my husband like me more. And he likes it when I’m wearing makeup.”

Ryan’s true colours

English artist Mel Simone Elliott has created a 15-page colouring book called Colour Me Good Ryan Gosling,  filled with illustrations from some of Ryan Gosling’s most memorable roles such as The Notebook, Blue Valentine and Lars and the Real Girl.

It comes with the following back cover instruction: “Use your felt tips to colour in Ryan Gosling driving, eating, kissing, standing, walking and all manner of handsome activities!” 

Lainey Gossip isn’t totally impressed: “I wonder why women insist on turning him into a fool. Because come on, with his fake Brooklyn accent and all, and his desire to “find the motivation” even on the set of Crazy, Stupid, Love, do you really think Ryan Gosling wants to be a colouring book? If he does it makes him Kellan Lutz.”

Click here to order if you are …

Benedict slams Downton Abbey

Benedict Cumberbatch has ruffled feathers by telling Reader’s Digest that the second series of Downton Abbey was ‘f***ing atrocious’.

The Sherlock star had a rant while promoting his new BBC period drama Parade’s End: “We’re remembering that there was a world before the First World War. We’re living in a culture now that’s revering, or having a nostalgia trip with, the beginning of the 1900s. Although Downton traded a lot on the sentiment in the last series…but we won’t talk about that series because it was, in my opinion, f***ing atrocious.”

Earlier this year, Cumberbatch had a go at US executive producer Rebecca Eaton after she won a Golden Globe for Downton Abbey.

He told The New York Times: ‘I just looked it and went: “Begone woman. Bring it back when it says Sherlock Holmes or Steven Moffat or myself – someone else who’s more deserving than the second series of Downton Abbey.'”

He’s also copping flack for moaning about how hard it is being posh. Boo-hoo, poor Ben …

The Independent ran an article telling him to get over it: “I know what it’s like, Benedict Cumberbatch. When your name sounds like Snozzlebert Mugglewump, or is an abbreviation of Archibald, and everything about your bearing and hair suggests, accurately, that you went to public school, it is easy to feel, as you say you do in a Radio Times interview, that there’s a lot of “posh-bashing that goes on”. It’s “so predictable, so domestic, so dumb”: the weight of your good fortune hangs around your neck like a millstone. You feel justified in giving arch warnings that it’s enough to drive a fellow to America. You feel misunderstood. Benedict, I am here to tell you: just shut up about it, seriously.”

Hot pics & clicks

* “It was just one of those CUHHH-RAZY pant days,” Miley Cyrus tweeted yesterday, as she wore black underwear with sheer white clothes YET AGAIN.

* On the subject of yet again, Kim Kardashian has posted another pic of herself in a bikini on Twitter.

* Katie Holmes takes Suri shopping at Westfield, marvel here.

* Dlisted cackles: “No, this isn’t the old man from Up after Charlie Sheen-izing himself by getting a blood transfusion from tigers. This is Corey Feldman and his color-coordinated skanks looking like Charlie Sheen on a budget at will.i.am’salbum release party in L.A.” Check him out here.

* Oh my god, Jackie Stallone‘s lips are ENORMOUS, click here to make your eyes go wide with shock.

* Larry Hagman‘s eyebrows in Dallas are pretty big too.