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Taylor’s dating a Kennedy!
Taylor Swift is dating Robert Kennedy Jr’s 18-year-old son, Conor Kennedy. The pair were spotted this weekend at the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport (to see the pics, click here). And in typical Taylor style, she’s moving way too fast.
One of Lainey Gossip’s sources has revealed that she’s put in an offer on a property next to the Kennedy compound.
Says Lainey Gossip: “I get it that that family is like American royalty and he’s beautiful in that way that they’re so beautiful with the wind in their hair and the politics in their blood and the Vineyard beneath their feet at summer weddings but … moving in next door is kinda…Stage 5 cling, non?”
Taylor, Taylor, Taylor … The poor girl never learns. Has she forgotten what happened when she went too hard with the delectable Jake Gyllenhaal? One minute Jake and Taylor were “in love” on the cover of US Weekly, the next the magazine was reporting a source saying: “Jake reached out to her and started all of this, but now he’s not acting as interested. He said he wasn’t feeling it anymore and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got. Taylor is really upset. We told her not to move so fast with this, but she didn’t listen.”
The Celebrity Cafe has a rundown on 22-year-old Taylor’s busy love life. Click here for a refresher.
No U-Haul for Kristen Stewart
I knew it was too good to be true. Kristen Stewart didn’t slink away in shame from the house she shared with Robert Pattinson with her possessions in the back of a U-haul truck. According to US magazine: “Stars may be just like us, but there’s no way a major celeb going through an extremely public breakup would hire a U-Haul truck – and leave it parked in the driveway of the home she shares with the boyfriend she cheated on. “Someone hired the U-Haul and stunted the photograph,” a source explains.”
Scout Willis in court/warrant for Cuba’s arrest
“It should be resolved as an ultimate dismissal and it will be,” Scout’s lawyer Stacey Richman said in court.
(Read my advice to Scout at Village Voices by clicking here.)
Scout’s not the only one tangling with police. The New Orleans Police Department has issued a misdemeanor battery warrant for Cuba Gooding Jr after the 44-year-old actor pushed a female bartender at a Bourbon Street bar early Tuesday morning, TMZ reports.
According to reports, the Oscar-winner got cross when patrons in the bar were trying to take his photograph.
According to TMZ: “We’re told Cuba began cussing at the people … so a female bartender approached the actor and asked him to leave. But the witness says Cuba didn’t go quietly … and shoved the bartender against a wall. One of the bartender’s co-workers called 911 … but no arrests were made at the scene.”
Princess Kate stuffs sausages
Princess Kate likes living a life of extremes – her wardrobe reportedly cost $55,000 for six months alone, yet she likes making her own sausages at home.
Kate has topped the Vanity Fair best-dressed list this year. The Vanity Fair feature includes down to earth details about her life with Prince William. They are foodies (something I wouldn’t have guessed from Kate’s super-slim figure) who do all their own cooking and shopping. They love homemade roast chicken, making their own sausages, strawberry jam and plum preserves.
An average day off for the couple? Puttering around and “making tea and toast,” a family friend told Vanity Fair.
The Brady Bunch is back!
The Brady Bunch” could be getting a reboot, with Vince Vaughn at the helm, according to Deadline.com.
“In the new Brady Bunch, written by Mike Mariano (Raising Hope, My Name Is Earl), a divorced Bobby Brady, with children of his own, is remarried to a woman who also has kids, and together they also share a child. In addition, their ex-spouses are still part of their lives. The changes in the premiere reflect the evolution of family dynamics over the past four decades. Back in 1969, Schwartz wanted Carol to be a divorcée but the network refused, so the end of her first marriage was never addressed.”
HOT PIC CLICKS
- I know it’s not Hollywood, but I’m obsessed with this Twitter pic of picture of a “quad-off” between two German cyclists competing at the Olympics. Mountain biker Robert Forstemann owns the giant thighs on the right, while the less extreme legs on the left belong to Andre Greipel. Scary!
- See Michael Douglas in costume as Liberace and Matt Damon as his lover – on the set of Behind The Candelabra – by clicking here. For a full-length of Matt’s high-pants and cute flick, click here.
- Tom Cruise takes Suri to Disneyworld, see them here.
- Brad Pitt channels his inner cowboy here.
- See Bradley Cooper performing on stage bare-chested as The Elephant Man here.
- See Pink’s little cutie, Willow (1) walking by clicking here.
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