Dear Vanessa: how could you break up with Johnny Depp?

Seriously, what was the woman thinking? She was lucky enough to spend 14 years with a freaky method actor who admits his emotional growth ceased at age 17. He blames armadillos for trashing his hotel room. His idea of fun is jamming with Marilyn Manson. He wears more jewellery than she does. He takes his bisexual co-stars to Las Vegas with him for the weekend. What’s not to love?

I’m dishing advice to Vanessa over at Village Voices this arvo. Check it out at …


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