You know how the eldest interviewed me on Friday for a school project? Well, I forgot to tell you one of her curly questions: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?" I had absolutely NO idea what to say. How could I not know the answer to that one? Once... Continue Reading →
Why can’t I remember?
The eldest interviewed me last night for a school project. She asked me curly questions like "What's your favourite book and why?" and "What do you think is the biggest problem facing Australia today?" I spent most of the interview looking blank and saying "ummmmm" a lot. It occurred to me that I know the... Continue Reading →
Separated but bound together
While my obsession with words is well documented, there's one area they exhaust me: the amount of interaction needed with my ex about the kids. He tends not to answer emails, so I send texts. Endless texts. Where is his car parked so I can get the kids' stuff out of the boot? When is... Continue Reading →
Motor mouth strikes again
I caught up with a fellow fast talker last night. It was fabulous. We had just over an hour together - after about three years apart - but it felt like so much longer because we did so much chitter chatting. She followed everything I said (and vice versa). Sometimes people have trouble keeping up... Continue Reading →
When you don’t know what to do
Whenever I'm feeling strung out my favourite way to unwind is to plunge into the sea, which is weird, because I can't swim. You'd think it would stress me out MORE, but no. Bizarre. DD lives near the ocean, but it's 45 minutes away from my place, so visiting our favoured beach is quite an... Continue Reading →
Oscars 2016: all my favourite (distracting) selfies
I have a story to tell tomorrow about why yesterday was so hard for me. Well, half a story. I'm not ready to tell you the WHOLE story. One day ... Anyways, it's too complicated to even try and combine half of my sorry tale with my Oscar selfies round up. So you'll have to... Continue Reading →
That’s life
My life didn't turn out the way I planned. Life rarely does. But I didn't expect it to go quite so pear-shaped as it did two years ago, when my partner walked out on our 23-year relationship. I was in deep denial about how untenable our marriage had become. My ex was miserable and tired... Continue Reading →
Taking my mind off my woes … monster style
February hasn't been terribly kind to me over the last three years. While I had the most gorgeous time earlier in the month on holidays with DD, things have gone a little pear-shaped towards the end. I've been very wobbly over the past few days. But I'll claw my way back, I always do. It... Continue Reading →
Parking tickets and the ageing vagina
I've possibly built this one up a little too much. But here goes ... I can't take credit for today's blog heading, DD came up with it. He's very good with words for a scientist. Although possibly it should read "Parking tickets and the ageing vulva." Erk. I don't know why the word "vulva" makes... Continue Reading →
Well this is getting embarrassing
Still no sign of my TMI story on Kidspot and I'm a bit squirmy about asking when it's getting a run ... you don't want to act too keen about a story you've written about your nethers ... Oh, did I mention it's about my nethers? It's about my nethers. And it has a VERY confronting title.... Continue Reading →