Every year on this day I celebrate becoming a mum for the first time ... oh ... and it being my first born's birthday ... I've been a bit of a wonky mum over the years. I'm not looking for reassurance, I'm just saying it how it was. I didn't take to it like a duck to... Continue Reading →

My sister's ovaries hurt for a split second the other night while she was babysitting her ex husband's new bubba. She sent me texts filled with videos and photos of the adorable little boy. The hurty ovary bit came when he went to sleep without the slightest fuss, after reaching out to give her a... Continue Reading →

It's a bit naughty that I sit and blog when I should be doing housework ... the floor desperately needs a mop, but I'm soooooo easily distracted. I also HATE housework. DD reckons he quite likes it. That's just WEIRD. If I had the dosh I'd get a cleaner. And a gardener. No question. There... Continue Reading →

I slept like a baby over the weekend. I'm talking eight, nine, maybe even 10 hours a night. And you know why? We were invited by DD's friends - Cliff & Sakura - to join them at a holiday house at Hyams Beach for a few days. It was down at Jervis Bay, which is... Continue Reading →

Sooooo, it turns out I misread the cupcake instructions for the Year 6 fete - it was just slices of cake that needed to be individually wrapped. Unfortunately, one of the school mums only read my blog AFTER I'd bagged them all and let me know my mistake just 10 minutes too late ... Bugger.... Continue Reading →

I cried at approximately 10.15am yesterday morning when it was revealed that Australia had overwhelmingly voted YES for marriage equality. I was literally shaking as I watched the live feed build (slooooooowly) up to the big announcement. It was such an amazing moment to witness. I'm still livid that we wasted so much money on... Continue Reading →

Since I started editing a website called drinks bulletin, I've been getting a few invites to booze launches and cocktail competitions. Generally they're on nights when I have the kids, but one popped up on a Monday ... at Marble Bar ... so I jumped at it! Having not grown up in Sydney, Marble Bar... Continue Reading →

I fought my way through the overgrown, burr-filled wasteland that is the side of my house on Saturday to hang the washing out. As I stepped over the enormous tomato plant that has miraculously emerged from a crack in the wall and is fruiting all over the concrete, I discovered a roof tile smashed on... Continue Reading →

I was too sick to blog yesterday. Bloody virus. First it took down the eldest, then I woke up at 2am on Wednesday morning thinking "ooooh, I don't feel too good." The first place I feel these things is in my chicken injury in my sacrum (explanation: I once I did the splits on a... Continue Reading →

Did you win anything in the Melbourne Cup yesterday? I struck out in the office sweep. I know someone who owns a horse that ran in the Cup this year - ooooh errrr! -  so they were trackside and absolutely hyper with excitement. They missed out on placing in the top three, but I'd imagine... Continue Reading →