Lindsay goes to party – host robbed
Groundhog Day! Lindsay Lohan has been questioned by the police about an alleged burglary. The actress and her assistant had a sleepover at a friend’s Hollywood Hills house and – surprise! – the next morning, the owner discovered some of their jewellery had gone missing.
Says TMZ: “The incident occurred Sunday night at a multi-million dollar mansion. The owner invited Lindsay, who brought her brother Cody, her assistant and the 2 guys. The party lasted all night. Lindsay left at around noon Monday, but before she took off … the owner realized several expensive watches and some sunglasses were missing. He told everyone to stay and then called the cops. The cops approached Lindsay and began asking questions. Lindsay then asked, “Am I a suspect?” A cop answered, “No.” Lindsay — who knows a thing or 2 about her legal rights — blew them off and left. The owner of the house told cops … he believes the 2 men Lindsay brought to the party stole the goods.The case is under investigation.”
Like Dlisted said a few weeks ago: “When you invite a Lohan to your party, you’re going to be left with an empty bar, a toilet clogged with booze barf and at least half of your valuables missing. That is why when you make the mistake of inviting a Lohan over, you should immediately replace all your silver coke spoons with Dixie plastic coke spoons and you should hide your valuables in a safe place the Lohans will never go…like a shower.”
PS While researching this story, I stumbled across this hilarious item from Dlisted about Lilo passing out from “exhaustion” and the paramedics being called, from back in June. Very, very, very funny.
Prince Harry does some breaststroking at 3am
New York Daily News must be creaming itself over video footage it’s scored of Prince Harry and Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte having a breastroke race at a Las Vegas pool party.
Harry stripped off his top and jumped in the water at around 3am at the Wynn hotel’s XS Nightclub. He challenged Ryan to a race and hundreds of bikini-clad women watched the pair’s impromptu competition in the pool. I think you can guess who won.
UPDATE: Even more titillating are the photos of Prince Harry losing at strip pool (ie he’s BUCK NAKED). Perve at them here.
First pics: Sarah Jessica Parker on Glee
Glee creator Ryan Murphy has given fans their first glimpse at Sarah Jessica Parker’s appearance on the next season of the show, via Twitter.
“First scene! Kurt and Isabelle,” Murphy tweeted, along with the pic of Sarah and Chris Colfer in character as Kurt Hummel.
“I love her — I love her! Can we keep her?” Chris tweeted in response to Murphy’s posting.
Rosie reckons cereal will save her
Rosie O’Donnell has been busily reassuring her Twitter followers that she’s doing just fine after her heart attack last week.
“Listening to Barry Manilow – painting – feeling good – Life,” she tweeted yesterday, accompanied by a photo of herself smiling.
Earlier in the day, she wrote, “Good morning all – thanks for all the good wishes! Happy – grateful” and shared a photo of the “good for your heart” label on a box of Grape-Nuts cereal.
My immediate response was shock that an American breakfast cereal could possibly qualify for a “good for your heart” label, but apparently some are OK for your ticker. As for her waistline, Rosie might be safe if she’s chowing on Grape-Nuts Flakes, because they’re apparently not so naughty. But Grape-Buts O’s have 11g of sugar per 3/4 cup serving.
Halle’s deadly trip to France
Halle Berry is embroiled in a bitter court case with her ex, Gabriel Aubry, over her desire to move to France with her lover, Olivier Martinez (Kylie Minogue’s ex).
TMZ says Gabriel’s attorney has suggested Halle will suffer the same fate as Princess Diana if she moves there: “As we reported, Halle and Gabriel are embroiled in a court battle over whether Halle should be allowed to move to France with the ex-couple’s daughter Nahla. Halle believes the kid will be better protected from aggressive paparazzi in France … thanks to the country’s strict anti-pap laws. But Gabriel’s attorney argued Halle and Nahla would be walking right into the lion’s den — because France is the same country where Princess Diana was killed in a wild paparazzi car chase back in 1997. Halle’s lawyer called several French lawyers — who testified that French judges will nail any photog who goes after a celeb. Under French laws, paparazzi can’t photograph celebrities who don’t want their pictures taken — even if they’re out in public.”
Hot pics & clicks
* Natalie Portman has stripped off for her latest Dior beauty ad, a lippie called Rouge Dior Nude Lipcolor. The collection includes eight new shades, including Natalie’s favourite hue, Grège #169, with proceeds from its sale going to her charity of choice, the Free The Children Association, which uses leadership training to empower and inspire the world’s youth.
* Yesterday, Cindy Crawford’s little girl was photographed looking all grown up. Today, Christy Turlington says her daughter, Grace, is “8 going on 14”, see pics of them together in DuJour magazine.
* Goggle at Miley Cyrus’ insanely enormous earrings here.
* Mel B’s husband rubs suncream into her bare butt here.
* Check out the hilarious faces Suri Cruise makes at the paparazzi here.
* Shane Warne is a lucky guy – Elizabeth Hurley looks amazing in swimsuits she’s designed for her new collection. See a video of her in action here.
* See the first pics of Kristen Stewart post-scandal here.
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