HouseHunting: Merewether or bust

I think I've found my Newcastle dream house ... well, almost. Can a dream house really be on a busy road? Novocastrians, tell me, do you reckon Scenic Drive would be noisy? But just look at this place - the view is AWESOME. And I love all the '5os features - the arch in the... Continue Reading →

My latest cock-up

Going on my history, you're probably thinking I've lost another job. But no, it's a domestic crisis this time. Remember how I made clucky Henny Penny an instant mummy by slipping four chicks under her one night? (No? Then click here for a catch-up.) Well, those chicks have grown and grown and the one called... Continue Reading →

Sick of it

It's been seven days and counting since I started droobing around with the flu and I'm sick of it. I wake up every morning, open one eye tentatively and hope that I'll be better. But no, still snotty, still woozy. So I wasn't raring to go on a date with my husband last night. We'd... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Matt’s silver g-string, Jessica’s baby has a “wiener”, Kim’s miscarriage scare

Firecracker boobs, spray-tanned butts, wiener revelations ... welcome to a naughty gossip wrap-up ... Mike & Matt's flashy affair Oh my giddy aunt, check out the latest cover of Entertainment Weekly magazine! Yep, that's Michael Douglas and Matt Damon in costume for Behind the Candelabra, the new TV movie (airing in the United States on May 26)... Continue Reading →

I’m a Skype hottie

I joined Skype a month ago for work purposes - we use it to group message each other and chat when we're not in the office at the same time. And every single day since I put my photo up (I used a lovely Oompa Loompa one, see above) I've received at least one request... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Russell sees UFO, it’s a girl for Princess Kate, RiRi strips AGAIN

From baby sex revelations to UFO sightings and baring their butts, it's been a busy 24 hours in Tinseltown. Princess Kate is having a girl! Kate Middleton has slipped up and hinted she's having a girl during a visit to the National Fishing Heritage Centre in Grimsby, England. When she was given a white teddy bear... Continue Reading →

Yep, I’m cray-cray

Thank you Neil Patrick Harris for adding the word "cray-cray" to my vocabulary. Neil - who stars in How I Met Your Mother - used it to describe a fib that The National Enquirer told last week, which suggested he and his long-time partner were splitsville. I am using it to describe the time and... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Miranda and Kate go topless, Oprah’s boobs exposed too (plus Jim Carrey’s for good measure)

Eeek, it feels like the "We Saw Your Boobs" edition of House Goes Hollywood: celebs are stripping off and exposing bedroom secrets all over the joint. He said WHAT? Oprah Winfrey's c0-star in The Butler, Terrence Howard, has given a shock interview to Movie Fanatic about her. "Oprah and I had such chemistry," he says. "To be... Continue Reading →

“Alana, I heard you’re addicted to Ice”

So I'm lying face-down in bed yesterday, coughing and feeling sorry for myself when the phone rings. "Hi Alana, it's Kim." I scrabbled around in my flu-addled brain trying to work out who Kim was - didn't recognise the voice AT ALL - and started stalling. "Sorry, I have the flu, feeling a bit fuggy... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Kayne squeezes Kim’s boob, Jamie slams Seth, Olivia tells Justin to get dressed

Twitter has been on fire over the past few days - celebs are sharing, slamming and sucking up. Adele goes home with 2 Oscars! " . . . and we're home! What an epic trip. Thanks for having us Hollywood!" singer Adele has tweeted, together with a photo of her Oscar for Best Song. And how cute... Continue Reading →

Blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑