It's funny to spend months admiring someone from afar then find yourself being toasted by them in a bar with prosecco. Good funny. In my search for fabulous Aussie bloggers I stumbled across Kerri Sackville's hilarious writing at Life & Other Crises, many moons ago. She's one of the funniest women blogging in Oz, I reckon.... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: rehab for Lindsay, Beyonce’s diet secrets and more!
Lindsay escapes jail, Emma denies a shock rumour, Beyonce reveals her diet secrets and the Kardashians hold a vajayjay smell-off. And I thought it was going to be a quiet day ... Emma's horror role Emma Watson has recoiled in horror at rumours she will play Anastasia Steele in the film version of E L James' Fifty... Continue Reading →
Birthday tears
I cried a lot last night. It started in the Sydney Opera House lobby over a glass of Chandon. I was trying to tell Husband about a heartbreaking story I'd read in the Sunday papers. It was an extract from a book by a woman with motor neurone disease, who went wedding dress shopping with... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Katie strips, Madonna dresses as a boy scout, Heidi seduces teen
It's been a sexy weekend, from Katie Holmes going semi-naked on the beach to Heidi Klum's raunchy burger commercial and Oprah discussing her big "breastes" on national TV. Eeek! Katie's strip tease Katie Holmes is the latest in a looooooong line of celebs to strip for the cameras. Her excuse? She's the face of H.Stern's... Continue Reading →
My week: body shaming, cock-ups and a spot of geriatric sex
My week has been more ridiculous than Lady Gaga's gold-plated wheelchair. Here's what went down ... I reminisced about a rather colourful conversation about murder that I overheard on a jail visit in a post called "Mammoths Murder & Fuzzy Bedsocks". My mum called me this morning to tell me it was HILARIOUS. OK, she's... Continue Reading →
Forty farking five. How did that happen?
I'm 45 today. Forty farking five. Tomorrow I will be officially closer to 50 than 40. There's a cheery bit of news. To celebrate turning 45 I'm attending Sprog 2's first netball training session and sausage sizzle. OK, that's downplaying the day slightly - at 6pm the babysitter is arriving and Husband and I are... Continue Reading →
Orecchiette with salmon, cherry tomatoes and olives
I had a couple of salmon fillets in the fridge the other day, but I wasn't in the mood for my usual holier-than-thou grilled with salad option. So I came up with this pasta dish instead. Much naughtier but delish! My eldest gobbled it up too. She's getting to be quite the little foodie. As... Continue Reading →
HouseHunting: come to mama!
Let me just say right up front that I can't afford this place ... bidding is from $2.4million ... but ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhh AHHHHHHHH .... it's property porn with a tickler. I mean, look at it - just LOOK at it. It's bloody beautiful. The agent says: "Occupying 1,571sqm parcel of useable, north facing land on... Continue Reading →
The day Neil Finn followed me on Twitter
AKA the day I wished my office had a panic room so I could lock myself in it and scream like I did when I was at Split Enz concerts as a teenager ... Confession time: I have fancied Neil Finn for 32 years. I am very loyal with my crushes. You give me goosebumps... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: swoony Ryan, Charlie’s daughter bullied, Justin denies rehab claim
Stars, they're just like us - battling their baby weight, dealing with school bullies, catching public transport - but the way they handle it is totally out of this world ... Ryan's such a charmer! Los Angeles entertainment reporter Sam Rubin was about to turn down the chance to interview Ryan Gosling about his upcoming movie The Place Beyond... Continue Reading →