My chest keeps tightening as the first anniversary of my separation approaches. I look back at the blogs I wrote in the days between when my husband sat me down and told me - February 10 - and when he got the keys to his apartment - February 14 - and when we told the... Continue Reading →
Something mushy has happened
I say I'm not a mushy person, but I secretly must be. Why else would I buy another puppy? And prattle to it like a baby. And blubber while watching the season finale of Doctor Who. And deliberately use terrible grammar in text messages. Yep, my heart is a big, gloopy puddle. My brain is... Continue Reading →
Nit picking
The final nail was hammered into my marriage coffin a year ago. We were visiting Melbourne and I got a call to say my beloved chickens had been murdered. I didn't realise I was hammering the nail as I sobbed in my husband's arms, but he did. I'm pretty sure it's the moment he realised... Continue Reading →
Having a ball (and Superbowl 2015)
It's funny the webs you weave in life. They make me so grateful that I've tried - even if I've sometimes failed - to live respectfully and gently. I got a lovely email from Melissa - one of the organisers of my A-lister week - at Destination NSW saying: "Alana, I just realised I did... Continue Reading →
That’s it, I’m walking
I should have been unpacking my new house yesterday. But I went for a very looooooong walk instead. It was so long, it felt like I was training for Coastrek. Coastrek is HUGE around my way, uber trendy among the school mums. I admire the sentiment - raising money to restore sight through the great work... Continue Reading →
My week: bottom feeders of the rankest sewer
It's been a loooooooooong week waiting for DD to return from his overseas conference. Sigh. (Mind you, it's quite useful that he's been in the US, as I needed Goldfish crackers again for the youngest's pool party. This time around, it's a slightly less forward request - I'd only known him three days when I... Continue Reading →
Chucking a rental mental
I just had the final inspection on my rental property yesterday and it totally sucked. Prior to moving into the bloody place, I hadn't rented for a long, long time. I hope - after yesterday - that I never have to rent again. The rental chick met me at the house and proceeded to go... Continue Reading →
Ever felt like this in the morning?
It took me an eternity to get dressed for work yesterday. Everything I tried on looked TERRIBLE and was discarded into a growing heap on my bed. I'd been meaning to get to work early, but there was no way that was happening as the 30-minute mark and a wardrobe decision STILL hadn't been made.... Continue Reading →
You know you’ve lost the plot when …
... You drive the car to work in driving rain and park in a two-hour metre zone and feed the parking metre an exhorbitant pile of gold coins because you are worried about the puppy and want to check on him at lunchtime. Yes, really. And so, you head back across the Harbour Bridge in... Continue Reading →
The party is cancelled
"For whatever reasons, Ray, call it... fate, call it luck, call it karma, I believe everything happens for a reason." - Dr Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters I've been wandering around my new house in a blissed out haze. The place is nothing special, it's on a busy road, but it's a happy home. And I feel so... Continue Reading →