It’s party time

I helped throw a party last night. Well, it wasn't exactly a party, but there was lots of champagne and a band and everything. It was the 2019 Australian Drinks Awards and I was there as the communications manager. Unfortunately that meant I was working and had to leave early to get all the comms... Continue Reading →

Solidly average

I was bailed up by a school mum recently who was eager to tell me how well their darling daughter was doing in absolutely everything. I struggled to keep my eyes from rolling like a slot machine. I forced a smile and congratulated them on having such a talented child. But geez did I mutter... Continue Reading →

Nothing happened

I can't believe I'm saying this, but nothing happened yesterday. Well, stuff happened, but none of it was extreme or life threatening or traumatic. I take that back ... I found a rat corpse in the dogs' bed. That wasn't totes awesome. But it was mummified - gawd knows where it had been - which... Continue Reading →

Cracked in the head

Here's a list of things I like doing at 1am on a Sunday morning: 1. Sleeping in my bed It's a very short list. But I wasn't sleeping in my bed at 1am on Sunday morning. I was sitting in the waiting room of a hospital emergency department. The eldest rocked backwards on a chair... Continue Reading →

Love rat

I’ve been soooooo good on the low booze front over the past month, but I slammed a couple glasses of Peterson's Marsanne on Friday night. I was drowning my sorrows after visiting the exotic pet vet - Twitch the rat has been diagnosed with chronic respiratory disease. Sounds expensive, right? Right. But I must not... Continue Reading →

Moving into a new phase

I've spent most of the past 15 years being tortured by mother guilt ... in addition to all the other types of guilt that course through my veins 24/7. I am the guilt queen. But I’m learning to put the mum version in perspective. I've decided my needs are allowed to come first sometimes. For... Continue Reading →

It never ends

I took the youngest to the opthamologist yesterday about the allergic rash inside her eyelids. It was fun and games when I tried to collect her from the school office. The receptionist stared at me in horror when I asked to sign her out. "No, you need to send a note in the morning asking... Continue Reading →

Belated celebration

Oooops, I totally forgot the 8th anniversary of HouseGoesHome. Wow, eight years ... that's epic. I only remembered the milestone because I was having writer's block about a topic for today's post. I was searching around in the archives for inspiration when I suddenly spotted that HouseGoesHome had its first-ever post on July 28, 2011.... Continue Reading →

Knocked off kilter

I still don't understand why I got so upset about what I’m about to tell you. Maybe the telling will help explain it. I went to DD's house on Sunday night to cook him bubble and squeak risoni with the leftovers from his Saturday roast. I returned home at 10.15pm to find my front screen... Continue Reading →

There’s a problem for you

My least favourite phrase EVER in the history of phrases is "first world problems". It’s been bandied around a lot when it comes to a new Aussie movie I saw on Saturday called Palm Beach. I'm not entirely sure what sort of problems first world people are supposed to have, as they can’t suffer third... Continue Reading →

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