I asked Husband if he could mind the kids last night, but he had "modest plans". What the hell are "modest plans" other than wanky? I presume it's code for something, so I asked no further questions and hired my dear friend Mel to babysit the girls instead. Then I dashed off to a dodgy... Continue Reading →
Dining with my nemesis
I'm really crap at holding a grudge. Case in point: feckless Husband. But I do have a nemesis. And I discovered yesterday afternoon that we were going to the same travel function last night. I'd thought the only person I'd need to avoid at travel functions was Husband's you-know-what, since she used to be in... Continue Reading →
My bleak face
God I was a bore yesterday. It wasn't very fair on my dad, since it was supposed to be his special day, but I was dowwwwwwwn. I had to keep popping off to the bathroom for little sad moments. Eventually I dipped out early and went home so people wouldn't have to deal with my... Continue Reading →
Father’s Day 2014 (Aussie celeb style)
How was your Father's Day? Mine was spent chowing on beer-can chicken with my Daddy-o. Here's how the Aussie stars celebrated ... Michael Klim: "Perfect way to spend Father's Day! Fun and games, happy kids couldn't ask for more. Thank you@seagypsea_photography for capturing the day. #underwater #fathersday #kids #bali" Delta Goodrem: "Happy Fathers Day to... Continue Reading →
My Father’s Day
Morning has dawned on our first Father's Day as a new sort of family: one where Dad lives somewhere else. The kids are remarkably fine with their new lives, I keep expecting the emotional shite to hit the fan, but they're coping pretty well so far. I've instructed Husband to be waiting outside his apartment... Continue Reading →
It’s been that sort of year
"Mum, we've found your [missing] glasses," the kids shouted triumphantly yesterday afternoon. "They were in the gutter!" The youngest held up a mangled piece of plastic. Ah. So, not only were they in the gutter, but I'd reversed over them. Comprehensively. I sighed and shrugged my shoulders. It's been that sort of year. Luckily,... Continue Reading →
Hot water
I've felt quite powerless this week and I haven't liked it AT ALL. There hasn't been any hot water in my rental since Tuesday. This just wouldn't happen if I owned the bloody place. Husband or I would have organised for it to be fixed lickety split. Things don't work like that in rental properties.... Continue Reading →
10 reads that rocked my world
My sister-in-law Deb tagged me in a Facebook challenge to reveal 10 books that have stayed with me in some way. The rules are: you can only take a few minutes to decide and they don't have to be great art. Now, while it's supposed to be a Facebook thingy, my blogging well has been... Continue Reading →
I love this man
I may have mentioned a few million times how much I appreciate wit in a man. I'm also a bit of a sucker for musical talent.I've been educating the kids recently on the brilliance of a musician called Brendan Gallagher.He used to have a band called Karma County. They played at my wedding. Weddings weren't... Continue Reading →
I’m so vanilla
It's funny the things that take my fancy. I've become obsessed with these bird sculptures made out of chicken wire that I spotted at an outdoor sculpture exhibition recently.They are weird and not particularly cheap but I must have them. Well, three of them, anyway. They're to symbolise myself and my girls (oh, and I... Continue Reading →