the end was just the beginning
It's been the weekend of the celebrity medical emergency ... Kelly's seizure scare Kelly Osbourne remains in hospital after fainting on the set of E!'sFashion Police last week. But her rep is denying reports she could have epilepsy. "There is absolutely no confirmed diagnosis regarding Kelly's condition at this time," he said. "She is under a... Continue Reading →
OK, so this farking cold just keeps keeping on. Fark it. And it's starting to put me off my food. It takes a lot to put me off my food. Trying to decide what to have for dinner is tricky, nothing appeals. I had spag bol on Friday and may never be able to face... Continue Reading →
I needn't have bothered blogging yesterday because someone in an Ellen DeGeneres online chatroom posted a link to my Late-night read: Paranoid Portia blog. I might not need to blog again for a week. Except I'm insanely, ridiculously, obsessively driven, so I will. Twice a day, like clockwork. I wonder when someone will invent Blogging... Continue Reading →
I think I've found my Newcastle dream house ... well, almost. Can a dream house really be on a busy road? Novocastrians, tell me, do you reckon Scenic Drive would be noisy? But just look at this place - the view is AWESOME. And I love all the '5os features - the arch in the... Continue Reading →
Going on my history, you're probably thinking I've lost another job. But no, it's a domestic crisis this time. Remember how I made clucky Henny Penny an instant mummy by slipping four chicks under her one night? (No? Then click here for a catch-up.) Well, those chicks have grown and grown and the one called... Continue Reading →
It's been seven days and counting since I started droobing around with the flu and I'm sick of it. I wake up every morning, open one eye tentatively and hope that I'll be better. But no, still snotty, still woozy. So I wasn't raring to go on a date with my husband last night. We'd... Continue Reading →
Firecracker boobs, spray-tanned butts, wiener revelations ... welcome to a naughty gossip wrap-up ... Mike & Matt's flashy affair Oh my giddy aunt, check out the latest cover of Entertainment Weekly magazine! Yep, that's Michael Douglas and Matt Damon in costume for Behind the Candelabra, the new TV movie (airing in the United States on May 26)... Continue Reading →
I joined Skype a month ago for work purposes - we use it to group message each other and chat when we're not in the office at the same time. And every single day since I put my photo up (I used a lovely Oompa Loompa one, see above) I've received at least one request... Continue Reading →
From baby sex revelations to UFO sightings and baring their butts, it's been a busy 24 hours in Tinseltown. Princess Kate is having a girl! Kate Middleton has slipped up and hinted she's having a girl during a visit to the National Fishing Heritage Centre in Grimsby, England. When she was given a white teddy bear... Continue Reading →
Thank you Neil Patrick Harris for adding the word "cray-cray" to my vocabulary. Neil - who stars in How I Met Your Mother - used it to describe a fib that The National Enquirer told last week, which suggested he and his long-time partner were splitsville. I am using it to describe the time and... Continue Reading →
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