My kind of art

I absolutely blitzed 3-unit art at high school. Top of the class. It gave the arty types the total hump because I possess not a single fibre of artistic talent in my being. Case in point - I did a collage for my HSC major work because I couldn't draw, paint or sculpt. I also... Continue Reading →

Time warp Tuesday: monster head wounds

I went out last night with Sister for dinner. I'd been planning a booze-free Monday, but she arrived with a bottle of red. It would have been rude to refuse. But it didn't leave much time/energy for creative thought. And my electric blanket beckoned (geez it's hard to get up early on dark wintry mornings).... Continue Reading →

The crash

A galoot with a ciggie in one hand and a mobile phone in the other rear-ended my shite heap of a car on Saturday. Damn him. There I was, minding my own business, waiting to exit my local shopping centre carpark when whomp! I was tempted to blame myself for the sorry scenario (any excuse... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Kim loves being a mum, Kelly’s bankrupt & Madonna fears for her kids

It's been a tumultuous weekend in Hollywood, with Paris Jackson needing further psychiatric care, Kelly Rutherford filing for bankruptcy and Kim's boobs growing to WHAT size? Paris to get additional treatment Paris Jackson's family have decided she needs extended care for her mental health issues after she is released from the UCLA Medical Center in... Continue Reading →

My week: two stoushes and a naked wedding

I started the week a Hollow Husk following a weekend crammed with the birth of Kim Kardashian's baby, Nigella Lawson's "playful tiff" with her husband and the release of Curtis Stone's wedding photos. I decided to cover them all on iVillage in addition to spending quality time with my family, so things got a mite... Continue Reading →

6 marvellous muffin recipes

I love making muffins. No boring flour sifting, just chuck everything in a bowl, give it all a quick stir and you're done. The flavour combos are endless too. Check out some of my creations. I usually make a batch on the weekend whatever I have on hand and pack one for my eldest's morning... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: celebs give it away for free, RIP James, Kim called her kid WHAT?

Wow, such a huge week, from the sad passing of James Gandolfini to the tragic naming of Kim Kardashian's baby ... read on for all the details ... Sopranos star James Gandolfini sadly passed away at just 51. He was on holiday in Italy with his 13-year-old son, Michael. The manager of the Rome hotel... Continue Reading →

Dead in a ditch somewhere

I wanted to kill my husband yesterday, except I thought he was already dead. I woke up at 5.45am to discover he wasn't lying beside me in bed. The last I'd seen him was the night before, when he dashed off to catch a bus at 6.30pm. Some drinks thingy in town. I had no... Continue Reading →

There is no way Mum is getting a pool

The eldest went to camp yesterday. She told me she needed to be at the school for a 7.40am departure, so I popped upstairs to have a shower at 7.15am and, as I was lathering, I had a panicked thought: "I trusted Miss Vague 2013 to tell me what time the bus was leaving?!?!" That... Continue Reading →

The blame game

I committed a bit of a social media sin yesterday. I saw an article by John Birmingham popping up all over the place on Facebook and Twitter, so I shared it. Without actually reading it. Gasp. It frustrates me when people do that with iVillage stories. So I can't quite believe I'm guilty of the... Continue Reading →

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