My week: two tearjerker weddings, three stoushes and 10 hilarious cat GIFs

I spent a large part of this week weeping over my keyboard, both at work and home. The home breakdown was caused by my husband leaving my rabbit loose in the house for a day - he destroyed almost every electrical cable in the place ... including the one to my computer. Waaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh .... But... Continue Reading →

10 ways to be deliciously fashionable

While searching for ideas for my next cupcake masterpieces - there's a school fete coming up - I came across the most amazing stiletto cakes and, voila, an idea for a blog post sprang to mind. Wow, people are so creative when it comes to creating fashionable food. Check these amazing treats out. Loving these... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Jen crushed, Fergie’s gayby shower, Simon cuckholds his mate

Being an obsessed Doctor Who fan, I'm having trouble focussing on anything else than the announcement of who will be the next Who. It's being revealed live on the BBC on Sunday night ... but there were heaps of juicy happenings during the week too. Here are my favourites ... >> There's some sad, lonely... Continue Reading →

Flashback Friday: bored by Kylie Minogue

OK, this story is a bit infamous in my world. So forgive me if you've already heard it. It even featured in the groom's wedding speech when my sister tied the knot. The essence of it was that I had met his biggest crush - other than my sister - Kylie Minogue, and she was... Continue Reading →

Scene of devastation

I cried buckets last night. Between each gulping sob I dialed my Husband's number. Maybe 20 or 30 times. Willing him to pick up. No answer. Probably for the best, as I might have said things I'd regret. By the time he returned my calls half an hour later I'd calmed down enough to merely... Continue Reading →

Inappropriate touching

I got my hair coloured yesterday afternoon. As I lay back having my hair washed afterwards, the handsome young assistant gave me a luxurious, slow, sensuous head massage.And you know what I thought, as my nails bit into the leatherette of the chair and my teeth clenched ... JUST FARKING HURRY UP!I didn't say it... Continue Reading →

Unbearably sad

I write this blog with a heavy heart. My husband's great grandfather has passed away. He was 94 and he'd had a good life. But it still makes me unbearably sad. I ache for his daughter, who was sitting by his bedside reading to him when he died and is bereft. I ache for his... Continue Reading →

HouseGoesHollywood: Justin crushes Jen, Downton baby photos and more

Hollywood's a funny old place. In some ways it feels so real - celebrities having babies, showing off their bubs and their hospital wristbands - then they go and remind you they're in La-La Land with their outlandish revelations about what they do to stay in shape ... Welcome to another crazy celebrity weekend. Justin... Continue Reading →

My week: baby panic, bizarre body paint and my new pet hate

Things got all Marathon Man-y for me last week during a visit to the dentist. In my younger flush days I went to a lovely bloke in Paddington who pumped me full of laughing gas before he got to work. These budget years we go en-masse as a family to the medical-fund-run dental centre. Shudder.... Continue Reading →

9 more awesome loot bags

  Loot bags, goodie bags, party bags, lolly bags ... whatever you call them they've been the runaway surprise hit on my blog. Since I posted my first 10  Amazing Loot Bags in November last year it's gone on to be my sixth most popular post of all time. So naturally it needed a follow-up.... Continue Reading →

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