I'm haunted by the triceratops sex position. And NOT because I've been a participant ... or because it's ... icky. Despite having written numerous heartfelt blogs about my marriage break-up and my jailed friend Kathy, my down 'n' dirty dino sex post continues to deliver the biggest traffic on HouseGoesHome. Numbers on the blog went mental again... Continue Reading →
How can divorce be “the best thing that’s ever happened”?
Author Honoree Corder reckons the majority of divorced people she meets think it's the best thing that's ever happened to them. Not the "miserable process" itself, but the second chance it gave them at life. Thinking about my marriage break-up in those terms makes me feel like the razor clam that started squirming when I... Continue Reading →
Sweet dreams are made of THIS
"Pisces are dreamers and have a tendency to live in a fantasy world ... " that's how Horoscopes & Astrology describes my zodiac sign. "They are best at being creative and tend to follow a career in art, music and culture. They are excellent writers." Sounds about right, especially if you were a fly on the wall... Continue Reading →
The baby news I didn’t want to hear
The way they announced it was wrong on so many levels. Tactless. But then, they've never been known for their subtlety. I don't know about you (and it's a terrible thing to say about any pregnancy) but I'm totally unmoved by the news that Kim Kardashian is having her second baby. I can't even bring... Continue Reading →
Different shades of grey
I've become obsessed by a column in The Guardian: "Mid-life ex-wife." It's about a woman called Stella who's 50 and back on the dating scene. It's also quite confronting, close to the bone, a bit depressing ... and irresistible reading. Stella hasn't had much luck in the past six months. She paints a very bleak picture... Continue Reading →
My week: facing the cold, hard facts
The past few days have been filled with pics and anecdotes from DD's trip to Chicago. He's been sipping Oregon pinot noir in bars and going to see jazz bands in clubs and generally having an awesome time. Guess how often I've thought "damn, I was almost there too"? Yep ... then times it by... Continue Reading →
The rod for my own back
The very, very funny Pinky Poinker wrote a blog last week that I wish I'd read BEFORE I bought a fox terrier (supposedly crossed with a Maltese, though I can't see even a hint of Maltese in him, I was duped!) Pinky wrote a blog called What Happens When You Replace Your Kids With Dogs and... Continue Reading →
Spontaneous combustion
I am NOT a spontaneous person. Meticulous planning is more my speed. I'm talking booking my holidays a year in advance, planning the week's meals and compiling a rigorously thorough shopping list, pondering destinations to retire 15 years out and choosing my daughter's name a decade before she was born. DD, on the other hand,... Continue Reading →
The love that inextricably entwines us forever
Every day I hear or read another divorce war story. And they are invariably horrible. As Jackie Pilossoph from DivorcedGirlSmiling notes: "All post-divorce relationships are different. Few are good, even fewer are great, and most of what I see when it comes to couples' post-split relationships is quite honestly, hideous." I wouldn't say mine is... Continue Reading →
Broken hearts (and awesome slow-cooker curry)
I felt like the most terrible person on earth yesterday afternoon. I suspected trouble was brewing when my ex sent a text saying the youngest was "v excited about trapeze." When I picked her up from school she started hyperventilating about how she couldn't wait to see her trapeze. So I broke the sad news... Continue Reading →