Just because it was the Logies last night doesn't mean the rest of the celebrity world went into hiatus ... no, it's been very busy in La-La Land. Danni has a muffin top, yeah right I was all set to write a glowing piece about how amazing Dannii Minogue looks in a bikini... Continue Reading →
Loser
It's weekly wrap-up time ... and I thought I'd work my way backwards from last night, which I spent with a giant "L" on my forehead. It made its first appearance when I walked into my local Strike Bowling Alley for a friend's 40th and realised that everyone was dressed like they were on the... Continue Reading →
Picture this …
I'm new to the whole meme thing. Memes, if you didn't realise they were called that, are the funny postcards that pop up on your Facebook feed. They're a bit addictive once you start searching for them. And since I'm feeling like this ... I've decided to ... Instead of blogging. Don't worry ... I'll... Continue Reading →
I need a cocktail (and some balls)
366 days ago I was Naked With A Friend And A Wet Washer. 365 days ago I was on a cruise to Hawaii via Tahiti with my parents, sister, nephew and daughters. It sounds awesome ... and lots of the time it was. But the reality of cruising to Hawaii via Tahiti also involves very... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Beyonce’s big announcement, Jada’s “open” marriage, another baby for Madonna?
Rumours are being spread and squashed all over the place today. Enjoy ... Emma's all grown up Emma Watson channels Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman character for her new GQ UK cover. The look is a long way from her days as Hermione Granger in Harry Potter. It's a little depressing the lengths former child stars feel... Continue Reading →
Pinterest? WTF?
Someone told me I really needed to be on Pinterest yesterday. They got it wrong. What I REALLY need to be on is holidays. Pinterest? WTF? Who has time for that? By the time I check Facebook and Twitter and work and look after the kids and squeeze in the occasional meal, the last thing... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Jon Hamm makes out with a bloke, Glee star pregnant
Celebrity pregnancies are a dime a dozen these days, but Jon Hamm snogging a bloke in a closet ... Jenna defends Kim Channing Tatum's pregnant wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum is the latest star to come out defending Kim Kardashian against cruel fat jibes. She tweeted: "Let's all be kind to every woman out there who is... Continue Reading →
My internal dialogue needs a makeover
I have decided to be kinder to myself. Instead of focussing on what I'm "bad" at, I'm going to remind myself of the stuff I'm "good" at. I'm even thinking about compiling a list of my better points. You know, "is kind to animals", "gives her children lots of positive reinforcement", "cooks nice dinners", "offers... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: pranks, pregnancies and bizarre birthday treats
Sometimes it's hard to sort the pranks from the regular celebrity hijinks in Hollywood ... Lindsay tweets shock pregnancy news "Its official. Pregnant…" Lindsay Lohan tweeted overnight, sending the gossip world into a tailspin. But it turned out to be an April Fools' joke she was playing in true LiLo fashion, late - she posted it in... Continue Reading →
Bugger this “working mum” business
I'm so out of practice at being a "working mum". Sometimes I wonder how I ever did it the first time around. How does anyone do it? It's so bloody hard. In between the homework and the Easter bonnet making and the covering school books with contact and the school lunches and the before-school band... Continue Reading →