Nicole respects Scientology Nicole Kidman looks sooooo gorgeous on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. In the interview she reveals that unlike most stars who expect freebies all the way, she insists on paying for her clothes: "Never would I take free clothes.That would be so ... tacky. These people work so hard to make... Continue Reading →
Fancy a shag?
My bunny wants to have sex with me. More accurately, he wants to have sex with my feet. He wants to screw my husband's feet even harder. They must smell more desirable. It's quite exhausting, having this black, furry thing constantly twirling around your legs, nipping you seductively. We both spend a lot of time... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Jessica Simpson’s one-night stand, Geri strips, new bub for Elton
There's not much in the way of outrageous gossip today, but the stuff celebs have been tweeting is AWESOME ... Jessica's pregnancy woes Jessica Simpson has admitted on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno that she gained “a lot more” than her doctors recommended with her first pregnancy. And it's something she's... Continue Reading →
Desperate and stealing
It's one of those mornings where I sit in front of the computer all panicked, thinking what the fark do I blog about today? cause absolutely nuthin' happened yesterday. All I did was unpack our glassware - after four years in the attic - and wash the cockroach poop out of it. Nuh, not even... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Megan Fox used to speak in tongues,
Just a quickie today, I'm still recovering from the Golden Globes ... Megan Fox used to speak in tongues (and believes in leprechauns) Megan Fox has revealed to Esquire magazine that she began speaking in tongues around the age of 8, while attending a Pentecostal church in Tennessee. "The energy is so intense in the room... Continue Reading →
Totally camp
We survived our Hogwarts moment at Central Station yesterday - forlornly watching Sprog 1 wheel her luggage off into the distance as she headed to camp. She looked so small, yet so purposeful. Not a tear, not a backward glance. I hope she'll be OK. It was a bit disconcerting when one of the perky... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Golden Globes special edition
I love, love, love the Golden Globes. So much more fun than the Oscars. Here are all my favourite moments, goss and pics ... Jodie's amazing coming out speech The biggest shock of the night was Jodie Foster's rambling, often bewildering coming-out speech as she accepted her lifetime achievement award. She announced: "While I'm here being... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Britney’s broken engagement, Kelly and Gaga at war
What a weekend! The widely rumoured split between Britney and her fiance finally became official, Kelly Osbourne and Lady Gaga had a very public social media war, Heather Graham burnt down her apartment ... and now the Golden Globes are about to start. So I'm pumping HouseGoesHollywood out early. See you tomorrow with all the... Continue Reading →
Hormonal deja vu
Shite! I'm putting Sprog 1 on a train to camp this morning at 7.45am - very Hogwarts - and I haven't finished labelling her clothes or coming to terms with her soon-to-be-week-long absence. I'm also doing a day of honest - paid - work in the city. Back on the horse! So I'm stressed ...... Continue Reading →
Smoked salmon and goat’s cheese salad
This salad was inspired by a gorgeous dinner at a friend's house a few weeks ago. She served up the most delicious leafy treat and I couldn't wait to recreate it. Hers featured asparagus, I went with walnuts and avocado instead. Just one problem - the Sprogs were horrified by a bowl of smoked fish,... Continue Reading →