It's hard to believe it's been a whole year since I went on my first cruise since I was a scotch & Coke-addled 21-year-old. Way back then I looked like this: His name was Marty ... he was from Brisbane ... just LOOK at those arms I was rocking ... The second time around I... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Meryl mourns Margaret, Sara engaged, Rob Lowe’s shock role
Hollywood is in mourning following two deaths overnight. Meryl: Margaret was a pioneer Following the news that Margaret Thatcher has passed away at age 87 following a stroke, Meryl Streep, who portrayed her in The Iron Lady, released a statement: "Margaret Thatcher was a pioneer, willingly or unwillingly, for the role of women in... Continue Reading →
Eeek … I’ve had a personality test
After spending my life thinking I'm a bit weird (and having it confirmed by my dad at my 21st, when he describe me as an "odd-bod" during his speech), it was fascinating to take a personality test at work last week - as part of a conference - and discover I'm predictably normal. I answered... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood:
Just because it was the Logies last night doesn't mean the rest of the celebrity world went into hiatus ... no, it's been very busy in La-La Land. Danni has a muffin top, yeah right I was all set to write a glowing piece about how amazing Dannii Minogue looks in a bikini... Continue Reading →
Loser
It's weekly wrap-up time ... and I thought I'd work my way backwards from last night, which I spent with a giant "L" on my forehead. It made its first appearance when I walked into my local Strike Bowling Alley for a friend's 40th and realised that everyone was dressed like they were on the... Continue Reading →
Picture this …
I'm new to the whole meme thing. Memes, if you didn't realise they were called that, are the funny postcards that pop up on your Facebook feed. They're a bit addictive once you start searching for them. And since I'm feeling like this ... I've decided to ... Instead of blogging. Don't worry ... I'll... Continue Reading →
I need a cocktail (and some balls)
366 days ago I was Naked With A Friend And A Wet Washer. 365 days ago I was on a cruise to Hawaii via Tahiti with my parents, sister, nephew and daughters. It sounds awesome ... and lots of the time it was. But the reality of cruising to Hawaii via Tahiti also involves very... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Beyonce’s big announcement, Jada’s “open” marriage, another baby for Madonna?
Rumours are being spread and squashed all over the place today. Enjoy ... Emma's all grown up Emma Watson channels Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman character for her new GQ UK cover. The look is a long way from her days as Hermione Granger in Harry Potter. It's a little depressing the lengths former child stars feel... Continue Reading →
Pinterest? WTF?
Someone told me I really needed to be on Pinterest yesterday. They got it wrong. What I REALLY need to be on is holidays. Pinterest? WTF? Who has time for that? By the time I check Facebook and Twitter and work and look after the kids and squeeze in the occasional meal, the last thing... Continue Reading →
HouseGoesHollywood: Jon Hamm makes out with a bloke, Glee star pregnant
Celebrity pregnancies are a dime a dozen these days, but Jon Hamm snogging a bloke in a closet ... Jenna defends Kim Channing Tatum's pregnant wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum is the latest star to come out defending Kim Kardashian against cruel fat jibes. She tweeted: "Let's all be kind to every woman out there who is... Continue Reading →